Emotional fear response reprogramer...

[lazyfatbum]

BILLY MAYS HERE

EMOTIONAL FEAR RESPONSE REPROGRAMMING, WHAT IS IT

ARE YOU TIRED OF FEARS PLAGUING YOU

NEED THOSE UNWANTED MEMORIES TO VANISH

REPLACE YOUR FEARS WITH THE FEAR OF NEEDLES

WORKS ON

- CLOWNS
- ANTS
- CLOSETS
- BIRDS
- CLAUSTROPHOBIA
- MOLESTATION
- BEATINGS
- AND SO MUCH MORE

HEY MOM AND DAD, A LITTLE TOO ROUGH ON FREDDY LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF THAT REPORT CARD?

*fred is in the hospital with one eye*

NOW FREDDY HAS A SOCIAL DISORDER AND CANT MAKE FRIENDS BECAUSE OF A FEAR OF CONNECTION THAT YOU ACCIDENTALLY IMPLANTED

*shows freddy at age 16 breaking up with his girlfriend causing her to spiral out of control and take sleeping pills*

REPLACE IT WITH NEEDLES

Jim: I couldn't take a walk outside without pissing myself, actually urinating on myself out of fear because of years of social disorders brought on by a lifetime of events. Now i can walk anywhere where there's no needles!

Nancy: Needles already scared me, but now i can hug my father!

EMOTIONAL FEAR RESPONSE REPROGRAMMING

BOYFRIEND WONT COMMIT?

DAUGHTER HIDES IN THE BATHROOM EVERYTIME YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE

ALLIGATORS IN *YOUR* SWIMMING POOL

WORKS ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME

EMOTIONAL FEAR RESPONSE REPROGRAMMING

TRY IT TODAY

(Not responsible for reconditioning side effects including loss of identity)