It was easy

[etoven]

Back when you could mark inches or go up a shoe size. Even counting the firsts, the first kiss, the first time you played with a butthole. I dont mean to be gross, we all did it. Well, not Toven. Unless you count his own butt.

The fact I can screw my own butt just means I'm fucking awesome! And nimble. :)
And that it's long, really long... and hard!