Retarded body structure

[lazyfatbum]

Sword of Omens, give me pants beyond pants. I am going to do an experiment because I can. It involves my pants, shirts, various clothing items all being tailor made to my retarded body. I am shaped like a human beef cow that was starved half to death and brought back to life using the force. I want facking jeans to work, okay? I'm over this. So, I will get clothes and wear them (probably, nudity isn't entirely out of the question here) and you 4 people can tell me what body part my clothes resemble and or suck on. Dont make fun of me though, i'm sensitive and i'll harm your family.

I invite anyone to take part in my efforts, I have some custom clothes i've made, so i'll show that too. Lets happy super dress-up family !!! or not. :FuckYou: