4th September 2008, 7:39 PM
Holy shit, that was a fucking disaster. What a horrible speech that was. He didn't even say a single thing in the hour that he was behind the mic. Did anybody else see McCain have a stroke midway through? Prr..oo...o...j..j..eccct! That speech was atrocious, and McCain didn't make any sense. There's nothing worse than seeing a bunch of fat, old, white-trash assholes with moustaches chanting "USA! USA! USA!" after every predictable patriotic bullshit line McCain spewed. These idiots are holding up signs saying STRAIGHT TALK! while McCain is telling stories about made-up people like "Bob and Sue from Buttfuck County, North Dakota." McCain talking about eliminating "useless" programs and having less government while during the same speech, he talks about finding new jobs for teachers who may not be suitable as teachers. McCain says that Americans need to stop giving so much money to countries who "don't like us very much" and manages to keep a straight face while he talks about how America needs to show the world how to lead again. McCain talking about how much he hates war only shortly after he admits to being in favour of sending more troops to Iraq despite the fact that he understands how hugely unpopular the notion is. Straight talk indeed!