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    10th July 2008, 1:02 PM
    Silent letters.

    Bomb
    Dumb
    Plumb


    Thumb makes sense, because you often here people say the B at the end, but it's still retarded. The entire french language is retarded and somehow we get the rejected words with silent non-sounds for absolutely no reason. Then you have unnecessary letters like in the words 'Although' or 'thought' which again, ('which' is also retarded) makes no god damn (N + M = M sound!?) sense.

    Sandwitch? Nope. Sandwhich. Still not there. It's a sandwich.

    Wich, however, is not used in any way other than in the word sandwich even though (!) it's the exact same phonetically as Which and Which, so why not just use Wich? because people are dum and would get confused if they read that the evil wich tried to steal Dorothy's shoes, wich contain magical powers.

    This is why I purposely misspell things as much as possible, I'm eeting, the dumass threw a bom, weet bred, I thot it was altho i cude be rong.

    Fuck you Webster.
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