Fucking Idiot!

[etoven]

This was a honest to God phone call I took at Walmart....<TABLE boder="0"><TR valign="top"><TD>Erich:</TD>
<TD>Walmart 1 hour photo lab this is Erich Speaking how may I help you..
Customer: Yes... I put 2 picture orders to be developed 2 days ago for the one hour service.. Are they ready yet?</TD>
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<TD>Erich:</TD>
<TD>(thinking... Holy shit are you a fucking retard? Think about what you just said... Then call the stupid line and wast someone elses fucking time)</TD>
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<TD>Erich:</TD>
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..................................Hold on let me check....
(goes to check)...... Your pictures are ready..</TD>
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<TD>Customer: </TD>
<TD>Okay, I'll be in at 10 to pick them up.</TD>
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<TD>Erich: </TD>
<TD>Okay..</TD>
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So my question is....
Every one tell me this, what would you say to caption dumb ass.
Post back and let me know.