Old Man: WISE FWOM YO GWAVE

[lazyfatbum]

While you were out:

-I rode a damn horse

-Gas prices went up 3 fold

-A debate raged between creationists and evolutionists on youtube resulting in high-larity

-You got engaged

-I found out that certain beetles in Texas can actually spray acid from their butts

-The Alpine, TX hospital is kinda dirty

-Acid kinda hurts

-You dont know what fun is until you're running a horse in full gallop and humming the LotR theme

-This:

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-We missed you, so I made a sock puppet that complains a lot

-I worked at a hardware store called Higgybottoms!

-My ipod is entirely full and made of win, I use it when crossing the desert in search of food (cigarettes)

-Your mom made us brownies

-Earthbound will be on the VC

-The Wii is capable of 360/ps3 graphics but only in demos

-Your mom's brownies sucked

-No one actually cares about your stupid return

-DJ took your parking spot