4th March 2008, 6:54 AM
Glass Pipe Joe
Not so good at aiming, but he certainly has a lot of energy, provided he has a pipe handed to him with some good rocks. You usually don't have to even hit him, he'll fall down himself after having a stroke.
Roland Stone
Pale, five o'clock shadow, dark circles under his eyes, has a cigarette in each hand, chokes out a voice with a heavy British accent made rough by years of screaming into a microphone back in the 70s. He's rather scrawny, but he can have the actors playing his kids in his reality television show to come up on stage and rush you. After approximately 43 seconds in the ring, you win by default after he stomps down from the arena and whines about how the lights are too bright.
Not so good at aiming, but he certainly has a lot of energy, provided he has a pipe handed to him with some good rocks. You usually don't have to even hit him, he'll fall down himself after having a stroke.
Roland Stone
Pale, five o'clock shadow, dark circles under his eyes, has a cigarette in each hand, chokes out a voice with a heavy British accent made rough by years of screaming into a microphone back in the 70s. He's rather scrawny, but he can have the actors playing his kids in his reality television show to come up on stage and rush you. After approximately 43 seconds in the ring, you win by default after he stomps down from the arena and whines about how the lights are too bright.