24th February 2008, 8:56 PM
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Ya know that Samurai Toaster game needs a cool gimick. What's it's gameplay gimic?
How about....
You beat the game in hard mode suffering no damage (perfect game)...
And your wife / girlfriend, gets mailed a dil-do replica of "the govornators" penis, and you get mailed a hot clone replica of your wife, with extra hotness geins spliced in, and pre-programed in less independent thought like star wars clone wars clones. That way she'll fuck you fifty times a day, and still want to do the dishes, and mow the lawn.
Beat the game in hard mode suffering no damage twice in a row, and you get two clones replica wife hotties and Lazy's complete porn collection, and 2 free shows from two individuals from sid collection.
It will be sure two earn a new kind of rating. "BL", banned in Los Vegas. Children who sneak the game passed their mommies will be beheaded to the raw site of seeing there own testicle fed to a mountain goat, who in tern takes five hours to finish his nut sack soufflé.