Would you choke a chimp?

[Sacred Jellybean]

I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.

I hope you weren't under the impression that it was ASM that would tell it. His jokes are less "laugh out loud" funny and more "what the fuck is this guy talking about did, he forget his meds again?" funny.

Of course I would choke a chimp, I've choked my chimp several times today. Sometimes I choke my chimp so much that instead of semen coming out, a little flag comes out that says "skeet" (just like that, in all lowercase letters and I think Arial, not sure). That's when I know I have to cut back like to say only 4-5 times a day.