25th January 2008, 6:01 PM
*points to ASM spelling things*
This thread needs jazz.
Buy my stuff.
And listen to jazz.
And understand me when I tell you.
I can put my own penis.
In my own butt.
Ryan tried once.
He was in a hospital for 3 days.
I put it in Marieke's butt.
And she divorced me.
So I put it in my own butt.
And i'm okay with that.
My black friends think i'm cool.
I'm not sure what my asian friends think.
Cuz I dont have any.
Except that one girl... but she's a lesbian. A homo, ASM are you surprised that I know a homsexual asian woman, I was surprised, especially considering her taste in clothes.
ASM... space... marine ever get hit on by a leggy red head who tells you that she really likes the way your crotch moves.
You cant write this stuff.
Jazz baby.
Too twee ba ta wa boo ta tee da ta... yeah.
Jazz.
I got kicked out of a playground today.
Bu ta wah wah dwee... fa fa doo.
Cream and sugar, or just black? Two scoops? Yeah thanks please, is the cup ....full? Reminds me of life. My kinda life... over flowing. Sometimes my cup's too big. Sometimes... the cup.... I like it more than the coffee.
Nintendo ...sexy four. I just made that up. Just now. Imagination ASM, it's what we look for in our employees. And our women. And sometimes our clothes, it's the beauty of thought, the ...corelation of the supernatural, dig? Yeah.
Jazz.
That's got to be a significant schedule. Masturbating once a week. Maybe women do it because if they do it everyday they start to feel bad. A prostitute to your own thoughts. Do it weekly and it's kinda like a chore, helps ease the guilt.
Like monarch butterflies.
Don't be nasty, boy even used an apostrophe.
Respectable.
Plainly respectable.
But aren't you the one that said you'd do your sister if she didn't know it was you?
Jazz.
Like making love to a black clown with down syndrome.
In slow motion.
On a train.
Going to your mother's summer house.
In the winter.
How come the leader of the mafia is always fat?
Is it just... the nature of things, in this crazy...
Crazy world.
Got things to do, thanks for sharing my mind, i'd shake your hand....
But I need to pee.
Urine.
Always put it up, then put it down.
Think of the ladies ASM.
They dont want pee on their butt.
Unless they're Swedish.
Thats a fact.
This thread needs jazz.
Buy my stuff.
And listen to jazz.
And understand me when I tell you.
I can put my own penis.
In my own butt.
Ryan tried once.
He was in a hospital for 3 days.
I put it in Marieke's butt.
And she divorced me.
So I put it in my own butt.
And i'm okay with that.
My black friends think i'm cool.
I'm not sure what my asian friends think.
Cuz I dont have any.
Except that one girl... but she's a lesbian. A homo, ASM are you surprised that I know a homsexual asian woman, I was surprised, especially considering her taste in clothes.
ASM... space... marine ever get hit on by a leggy red head who tells you that she really likes the way your crotch moves.
You cant write this stuff.
Jazz baby.
Too twee ba ta wa boo ta tee da ta... yeah.
Jazz.
I got kicked out of a playground today.
Bu ta wah wah dwee... fa fa doo.
Cream and sugar, or just black? Two scoops? Yeah thanks please, is the cup ....full? Reminds me of life. My kinda life... over flowing. Sometimes my cup's too big. Sometimes... the cup.... I like it more than the coffee.
Nintendo ...sexy four. I just made that up. Just now. Imagination ASM, it's what we look for in our employees. And our women. And sometimes our clothes, it's the beauty of thought, the ...corelation of the supernatural, dig? Yeah.
Jazz.
That's got to be a significant schedule. Masturbating once a week. Maybe women do it because if they do it everyday they start to feel bad. A prostitute to your own thoughts. Do it weekly and it's kinda like a chore, helps ease the guilt.
Like monarch butterflies.
Don't be nasty, boy even used an apostrophe.
Respectable.
Plainly respectable.
But aren't you the one that said you'd do your sister if she didn't know it was you?
Jazz.
Like making love to a black clown with down syndrome.
In slow motion.
On a train.
Going to your mother's summer house.
In the winter.
How come the leader of the mafia is always fat?
Is it just... the nature of things, in this crazy...
Crazy world.
Got things to do, thanks for sharing my mind, i'd shake your hand....
But I need to pee.
Urine.
Always put it up, then put it down.
Think of the ladies ASM.
They dont want pee on their butt.
Unless they're Swedish.
Thats a fact.