Going to the Netherlands

[lazyfatbum]

im in minneapolis! or however its spelled, this keyboardis really messed up i think someone put lotion all over it...... i cant imagine public masturbation but then again i can. i 'm talking to a lot of dutch people, they think im really cute and very dumb which is a compliment. i made the last part up. i'm around g6 where the klm plane aerives but i have to wait till 7 before i can get on it. or well, like 630 so its 230 now.... i hear its like 3 degrees in holland so thats gonna suck. i dont have clothes for that kinda weather... i have a scarf tho which makes me very womany but i like it how it flows out and reaches at people like a sentient tentacle. that reminds me, i met a girl going to kuwait who says she thinks her dad is being held hostage and a girl who helps make fake katanas for parties so people can pretend to kill themselves or eachother. i never heard of a seppeku party but that sounds like fin in a morbid way. well it says my minutes are almost up and i want to go watch another plane take off, btw its like 10 degrees outside. i went out to smoke and my backpack got icicles.

oh and someone got arrested for bringing nunchucks on the plane. who brings nunchucks on a plane? btw william, i lost your nunchucks.