17th October 2007, 6:40 PM
This just in: Reports are coming in of a TF2 player who's deranged behavior has resulted in the highest number of team kills ever recorded. This player seems to constantly target his own team members througout the entire match. Eye-witnesses have reported this individual seems to constantly repeat "They aren't fooling me! They're all around me but they aren't fooling me!".
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)