21st August 2007, 4:32 AM
One time I was walking on the boardwalk with my dad, and found a pack of gum on the ground. I showed him it triumphantly, but before I could get any of the free chewy goodness in my mouth, he told me that he had to check it to see if there were any drugs in it. So he went into the bathroom for a few minutes, came out, and said, "Yep, there were drugs in there. I threw'em out."
Which is all pretty strange, because I can't think of a single legitimate reason for him to make something up like that.
I guess he was just trying to teach me not to pick up random stuff on the ground and put it in my mouth (I think I was around 5 at the time). But damn it, it was wrapped, and free!
Which is all pretty strange, because I can't think of a single legitimate reason for him to make something up like that.
I guess he was just trying to teach me not to pick up random stuff on the ground and put it in my mouth (I think I was around 5 at the time). But damn it, it was wrapped, and free!