19th August 2007, 8:18 AM
lazyfatbum Wrote:hahahaha... well it depends on where you live. Every year in california after looting the homes of their priceless sugary gold we actually made it a tradition to check for things and every year it got weirder and weirder. One year we found 3 muskateers that had a hole on one side that was resealed with a slightly different color of chocolate, inside it was a pocket of a bright red sandy like substance that we found out is old fashioned rat poison. That same year we had boxes of raisenets that had been re-sealed with elmers glue that you could still smell on the package. Some of the raisenettes were cat turds dipped in chocolate and some had tiny shards of glass. The worst year I had to get rid of all my candy and it was so disappointing because it was a good haul (it was one of my best werewolves too) but some jerk ass had put these open pixie sticks in the bag that was actually grounded glass (like the stuff used in insulation) and poisons but I think it was like flea powder... I tried washing off some gobstoppers but my hands had all these tiny cuts from the glass so my mom flipped and called poison control and kept checking my pupils. God I miss LA.
Well, jesus shit.
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