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    9th August 2007, 7:45 AM
    Yeah, here's what you do. Buy my new "source closer patches" and glue them to your hard disk. They use magnetic quantum effects and... crystals (yeah crystals) to close the sources in your programs and make them run faster. Your whole system should get a boost! $300.

    Anyway, the only real slowness I noticed was starting up the program, and yes, it is worse than Office in that regard. But, it's only a few seconds and I don't mind the wait myself. There's a seperate program that sits in the background that exists only to boost loading times, but to be honest I hate background apps like that so I killed that thing as soon as I saw it.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    halp? - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2007, 3:51 AM
    halp? - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2007, 5:23 AM
    halp? - by Dark Jaguar - 8th August 2007, 6:14 AM
    halp? - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2007, 8:46 AM
    halp? - by Dark Jaguar - 8th August 2007, 9:16 AM
    halp? - by etoven - 8th August 2007, 6:57 PM
    halp? - by lazyfatbum - 9th August 2007, 2:43 AM
    halp? - by Dark Jaguar - 9th August 2007, 7:09 AM
    halp? - by lazyfatbum - 9th August 2007, 7:17 AM
    halp? - by Dark Jaguar - 9th August 2007, 7:45 AM
    halp? - by A Black Falcon - 9th August 2007, 6:56 PM

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