23rd July 2007, 12:55 PM
happy vaginal passing day Weltall
may your cake be brimming with erogenous qualities not unlike a clean Japanese preteen with triple E's in a skin-tight custom-made latex school-girl uniform.
Cracking a glass-tipped whip.
Who may or may not have a face.
...who might have burned her daughter alive.
What's going on with that radio?
*ryan unlocks store room B, takes Gordon Lightfoot compilation, uses it along with the Gold Medallion and the Red Gem to activate the Main Generator*
Main Generator: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
*ryan shoots the Main Generator*
Cake slowly appears: dadada da DA DA! dadada da DA DA! dadada dadada da da DA DA DA DAAA!!!
*ryan eats cake*
Time: 219 145.319 hours
Grade: S
Congratulations! You unlocked the Deer Costume!
Congratulations! You unlocked the Hose Spigot!
Congratulations! You unlocked a New Mode! "Fucking Insane Goofy Hard" Bring a wet-nap!
Save?
Memory card A is full of your past 25 years of bullshit and needs to be formatted. Press X to format, hold L2 while rotating the left control stick while gently squeezing the down button on the directional pad and press X 25 times rapidly to not, NOT, not format your memory card.
*ryan shoots the memory card*
ice cream slowly appears: tatata TAAA TA! tatata taaa TAAA TAAA! tatatatata-tatatata-taaaa TAAAAA TAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
luirve yupo rtangfs!
may your cake be brimming with erogenous qualities not unlike a clean Japanese preteen with triple E's in a skin-tight custom-made latex school-girl uniform.
Cracking a glass-tipped whip.
Who may or may not have a face.
...who might have burned her daughter alive.
What's going on with that radio?
*ryan unlocks store room B, takes Gordon Lightfoot compilation, uses it along with the Gold Medallion and the Red Gem to activate the Main Generator*
Main Generator: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
*ryan shoots the Main Generator*
Cake slowly appears: dadada da DA DA! dadada da DA DA! dadada dadada da da DA DA DA DAAA!!!
*ryan eats cake*
Time: 219 145.319 hours
Grade: S
Congratulations! You unlocked the Deer Costume!
Congratulations! You unlocked the Hose Spigot!
Congratulations! You unlocked a New Mode! "Fucking Insane Goofy Hard" Bring a wet-nap!
Save?
Memory card A is full of your past 25 years of bullshit and needs to be formatted. Press X to format, hold L2 while rotating the left control stick while gently squeezing the down button on the directional pad and press X 25 times rapidly to not, NOT, not format your memory card.
*ryan shoots the memory card*
ice cream slowly appears: tatata TAAA TA! tatata taaa TAAA TAAA! tatatatata-tatatata-taaaa TAAAAA TAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
luirve yupo rtangfs!