I whooped DMiller's ass in Smash Bros

[lazyfatbum]

DMiller: ......is..... that..... MARIJUANA?

Bean: oh dude

DMiller: ZOMG..... its MARIJUANA!

Bean: No, just.... no. Stop--

DMiller: EEEEEEELEEEEGAL!!!!!!!

Bean: ...can you lower your voice please

DMiller: *calls mom* Mom! you WONT BELIEVE IT! Guess what i'm looking at RIGHT NOW!

Bean: ....

DMiller: Yup! and I think it has "tar"! and it's "laced"!

Bean: ................. i'm gonna..... order a pizza....... is that really your mom?

DMiller: *ate the bag of pot* MOM!!! I'M ADULT!!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD!!!

Bean: ............the whole bag I just bought? the entire--

DMiller: THE COPS CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS WITH INFRARED

Bean: ..........................no

DMiller: THEY SEE ME NOW I'M GOING TO ***PRISON*** I'M GOING TO ***PRISON*** WITH INFRARED SEE-THROUGH OFFICERS MY SHOULDERS ARE OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!

Bean: you're fine

DMiller: MY SHOULDERSSSSSSSSS ARE OUT OF THEIR SOOOCCKKKEETTTSSSSS

Bean: i'm going to bed

*officers in silent helicopter watching DMiller and Bean through infrared helicopter nose-mounted camera*

Officer O'Malley: .........

Officer Richards: dude...... they're like zombie legs

Officer O'Malley: It's like he has AIDS from the waist down!

Officer Richards: God... imagine him nude!

Officer O'Malley: hahahaha :D:D:D hold on, i'm uploading the past hour to youtube--

Officer Richards: When he eats the bag??

Officer O'Malley: Oh, oh yeah. then we'll arrest em, eat their pizza and go through all their stuff.

Officer Richards: LOL....