12th July 2007, 6:06 PM
That seems like a lot of work. How about instead of going through all the effort of killing them, you just dig into a bucket of ice cream and watch Ernest In Something.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)