8th July 2007, 5:01 AM
The obligatory black gay super hero - Fudge Packer. Super power: Knows when gucci's in season and and can fire warm chocolate from his..... wrists
Pillow Biter. Super Power: Puts his enemies to sleep by telling them about Rinaldo in Guam, whom he almost married but decided against it because his family (jewish) forbid him.
Butt Pirate. Super Power: Looks alot like Johnny Depp, just got all his teeth capped and thinks he's an expert at it.
Gaydar. Super power: Half Robot, half Fabulous! Can spot a closet case a mile away. Dislikes bedspreads/sheets not made of Egyptian cotton of atleast 800 thread count.
Pillow Biter. Super Power: Puts his enemies to sleep by telling them about Rinaldo in Guam, whom he almost married but decided against it because his family (jewish) forbid him.
Butt Pirate. Super Power: Looks alot like Johnny Depp, just got all his teeth capped and thinks he's an expert at it.
Gaydar. Super power: Half Robot, half Fabulous! Can spot a closet case a mile away. Dislikes bedspreads/sheets not made of Egyptian cotton of atleast 800 thread count.