14th June 2007, 6:36 AM
You know, the more I think about the Pole Position commerical, the more irritates me. It's like the people who made it didn't even think about what they were saying in the commercial for more than ZERO seconds.
"Hey! You look like a real jerk!"
"Well, I am a corporate executive."
"He stops exciting things from happening!"
Now, it really should go without saying that if exciting things were happening all the time in the workplace, that not a lot of work would actually get done. Without work getting down we're talking about nation-wide production stoppages. And that, in turn, leads to socio-economic collapse on an unprecedented level. In other words, people aren't going to have the money to purchase luxury goods like videogames [i.e. Pole Position].
But wait! What if Atari, out of the goodness of their hearts, provided Pole Position for free?
1. They don't have the production capacity to construct more units.
2. They have no way to ship those units from one place to another.
3. People probably have bigger concerns like SURVIVAL.
So, yeah, next time you think about bashing those "jerks" that "keep exciting things from happening", just remember that THOSE GUYS MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO PLAY YOUR SILLY LITTLE GAMES, YOU TWITS!!
"Hey! You look like a real jerk!"
"Well, I am a corporate executive."
"He stops exciting things from happening!"
Now, it really should go without saying that if exciting things were happening all the time in the workplace, that not a lot of work would actually get done. Without work getting down we're talking about nation-wide production stoppages. And that, in turn, leads to socio-economic collapse on an unprecedented level. In other words, people aren't going to have the money to purchase luxury goods like videogames [i.e. Pole Position].
But wait! What if Atari, out of the goodness of their hearts, provided Pole Position for free?
1. They don't have the production capacity to construct more units.
2. They have no way to ship those units from one place to another.
3. People probably have bigger concerns like SURVIVAL.
So, yeah, next time you think about bashing those "jerks" that "keep exciting things from happening", just remember that THOSE GUYS MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO PLAY YOUR SILLY LITTLE GAMES, YOU TWITS!!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.