sci-fi things I'd like to see

[lazyfatbum]

Spacebucks ;D when I read that I thought at first you meant money. But money in space should be called the Space Euro and have a symbol that vaguely resembles a fish headed lion holding Earth in his left hand. I cant wait for the future. We'll get space exams at the space dentist! people with heart problems will wear space pace makers! Imagine the advertizing:

"At Victoria's Space Secret we make Zero G look good. Flail and contort in three dimensional space in comfort and style with the new Space Bra. *models flailing*"

"It's hard to get clean in hard water, and we live in Space Travel times. You're not Space Fully Clean unless you're Zest Space fully clean!"

"WHERE'S THE SPACE BEEF?? No seriously, WHERE IS IT?"

"Use enirtia to Fall within your definition of what is down and/or manuever in to the Gap."

"I cant believe it's not Space Butter!"

*on craig's list* "Spacely's Space Sprockets is hiring! NO BLACKS, LATINOS OR JETSON - HE'S FIRED."

"The Samsung REAL Universal Space Remote, control EVERYTHING. Seriously. Fuck Sandler, now you can PAUSE the SUN."

"The Atomic Space Paper Weight! REALLY WORKS! (19.95 *symbol of a fish headed lion*)"

Come on future, hurry the hell up!