Myspace has AIDs

[Weltall]

Yes, you see we don't have admin access to that website so there's pretty much nothing we can do about issues with it.

Also, Myspace? Ah yes, the site where everyone is like "hey, you and everyone within earshot are going to LOVE the first 5 seconds of this song, which they all hear because the sudden shock of it makes you forget how to turn down your volume out of panic fumbling around to do just that". What's your current "mood", and what's your "sign" and all that stuff? Tell me, is your boss just SO unfair, and are you going to rant about it, or perhaps enlighten us to that funny thing you heard someone say the other day, that you can't remember all of it, ending with "well you had to be there"? Yeah, I BET you do!

Not everyone is like that.

For all the stupid and ugly MySpace profiles (and the ugly and stupid people behind them), I have a profile that's quiet and aesthetic, and I actually use it to keep in touch with people I know.

It's a case of powers being used for good and evil.