24th March 2007, 1:03 AM
Okay you should have a breakdown of this. Basically a "martial artist" with a whole dojo full of students he trains in mystical "chi" energy said he could beat any normally trained (as in, they defeat you using punches and kicks and stuff instead of chi) martial arts expert. Someone took him up on it, and well, the results speak for themselves. Note that beforehand you'll need to endure some painful pretend martial arts where all his students get flung around by his magic. Ah the power of delusion... Sure would have been nice if he could perhaps levitate someone or have done anything to them that isn't adequately explained by them just willingly dancing themselves.
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Stuff like this is funny to me, but the sad fact is he'll make up excuses just like everyone who has to face such brutal reality about their super powers.
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Stuff like this is funny to me, but the sad fact is he'll make up excuses just like everyone who has to face such brutal reality about their super powers.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)