22nd March 2007, 6:33 PM
Sit down DJ, you dont get a star today.
The only reason Skynett exists at all is because of the series of events that landed the CPU and arm of the model T-800 in to the hands of the black scientist dude in T2. His design of Skynett and the military drones was entirely based on the idea of CPU's being able to handle trillions upon trillions of code, the best he could come up with was a design of the microchip that was around half the power but took up the size of a desk. That CPU core is what Skynett is based on after it was purchased in early 2000. If Skynet sent back armies to earlier times, the series of events that CREATED Skynett wouldn't exist, thus destroying Skynett's ability to exist. Which was the entire plot of what I mentioned above, the exact reason Skynett CANT interfere with timelines before its 'creation time line', hence why you get no star.
And why end the series? It's been a good ride and 3 was decent. I hope to see spinoffs for many a decade. Unless it just gets stupid coughalienvspredatorcough however: Robocop Vs. Terminator?
Use the time line of the machine war future of T2, humans in camps hiding from stealth jumpships and tankguards, they unearth a half-destroyed (think Chrono Trigger) Robocop in what used to be Detroit (throw in some muslim jokes) and try to boot him up to use him to fight the machines and lo and behold, there is massive robot death. Plot? nah, well I dunno, maybe Robocop is malfunctioning and losing his human-side and can only reclaim it by massive robot death, railing kills and catchy one-liners.
And a puppy. There's a puppy in the movie and his name is Vans, like the shoes. And the only one who gets the reference is John Conner who tries to explain the joke to Robocop, and an Emotions Chip is involved at some point and when Robocop uses it he remembers his wife who loved Vans and when a T-1000 kills the puppy while destroying a dog training compound outside of Detroit (now called Detroid, for obvious reasons) Robo goes nuts (and Kurt Russel is mayor of Detroid) makes a bow out of endoskeletons from destroyed T-800's and MASSIVE ROBOT DEATH in a post apocalyptic neo-Americana greeko-roman themed massacre of brilliant film making.
"300 with robots"
4 1/2 stars
250 million opening weekend
Game available for Wii, 360 and DS
The only reason Skynett exists at all is because of the series of events that landed the CPU and arm of the model T-800 in to the hands of the black scientist dude in T2. His design of Skynett and the military drones was entirely based on the idea of CPU's being able to handle trillions upon trillions of code, the best he could come up with was a design of the microchip that was around half the power but took up the size of a desk. That CPU core is what Skynett is based on after it was purchased in early 2000. If Skynet sent back armies to earlier times, the series of events that CREATED Skynett wouldn't exist, thus destroying Skynett's ability to exist. Which was the entire plot of what I mentioned above, the exact reason Skynett CANT interfere with timelines before its 'creation time line', hence why you get no star.
And why end the series? It's been a good ride and 3 was decent. I hope to see spinoffs for many a decade. Unless it just gets stupid coughalienvspredatorcough however: Robocop Vs. Terminator?
Use the time line of the machine war future of T2, humans in camps hiding from stealth jumpships and tankguards, they unearth a half-destroyed (think Chrono Trigger) Robocop in what used to be Detroit (throw in some muslim jokes) and try to boot him up to use him to fight the machines and lo and behold, there is massive robot death. Plot? nah, well I dunno, maybe Robocop is malfunctioning and losing his human-side and can only reclaim it by massive robot death, railing kills and catchy one-liners.
And a puppy. There's a puppy in the movie and his name is Vans, like the shoes. And the only one who gets the reference is John Conner who tries to explain the joke to Robocop, and an Emotions Chip is involved at some point and when Robocop uses it he remembers his wife who loved Vans and when a T-1000 kills the puppy while destroying a dog training compound outside of Detroit (now called Detroid, for obvious reasons) Robo goes nuts (and Kurt Russel is mayor of Detroid) makes a bow out of endoskeletons from destroyed T-800's and MASSIVE ROBOT DEATH in a post apocalyptic neo-Americana greeko-roman themed massacre of brilliant film making.
"300 with robots"
4 1/2 stars
250 million opening weekend
Game available for Wii, 360 and DS