18th March 2007, 10:06 PM
I think what we actually need to do is pull a bunch of pranks on the guy, using the ENTIRE INTERNET.
For example, let's set up a web page that makes him do this:
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png">
Because keyboards are filled with the entire contents of a decades old toaster, and also mounds of human skin cells. Covering Jack with remnants of his own disgarded food and skin would be like the best insult.
For example, let's set up a web page that makes him do this:
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png">
Because keyboards are filled with the entire contents of a decades old toaster, and also mounds of human skin cells. Covering Jack with remnants of his own disgarded food and skin would be like the best insult.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)