2nd March 2007, 7:09 PM
A new DVD player!? Argh this fills me with ANGER and RAGE!
*Orders general conscription throughout the empire, and amasses an army of 600,000 by dinner time.*
*Declares formal state of war on his personal DVD player*
*At the Battle of Darunia's DVD Player, the mighty Empire enjoys a crushing rout of the DVD player, which haplessly lay still as the combined volley of 600,000 Goron muskets decimated it.*
*The following day, the DVD player ceded the lower west back of Pomerania, agreed to be garrisoned by Goron troops, and pay a hefty indemnity,*
Well after all of that, it STILL DOESNT WORK! Thanks A LOT WELTALL!
*Orders general conscription throughout the empire, and amasses an army of 600,000 by dinner time.*
*Declares formal state of war on his personal DVD player*
*At the Battle of Darunia's DVD Player, the mighty Empire enjoys a crushing rout of the DVD player, which haplessly lay still as the combined volley of 600,000 Goron muskets decimated it.*
*The following day, the DVD player ceded the lower west back of Pomerania, agreed to be garrisoned by Goron troops, and pay a hefty indemnity,*
Well after all of that, it STILL DOESNT WORK! Thanks A LOT WELTALL!
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