Wii wish you a Merry Christmas

[Weltall]

I'm willing to bet ten American dollars that at least one of them have seen it and are simply perpetrating mind games.

The phrase "living under a rock" is typically used as hyperbole, but in the case of A Christmas Story, it would have to be your literal living conditions... it's everywhere during the Christmas season. There are channels that devote entire days to the movie, playing it over and over and over without stopping. It's part of Christmas ads. It's got catch-phrases people still use casually. It has to be one of the most recognizable and iconic motion pictures in American film history.

So yes, under a rock. Or dead.