I'm a little disappointed, TendoCity!

[lazyfatbum]

I'm so excited I cant sleep, all i can think of is this dream, its a montage of dynamic panning shots of Wii with its blue light blinking in beat to Final Countdown. Intercut between scenes of Wiimotes filmed in what best can be described as stop motion animation that are going on some kind of date, they visit a movie theater to watch that romantic movie with Hugh Jackman and it sucks and there's a scene where their watching the movie and their hands touch as they reach for the popcorn at the same time and one of them blushes and vibrates. Then, outside the theater, just as they're about to kiss, I hear an air raid siren and these mangled nude bodies that look to have been skinned completely run on all fours after various rap artists. The wiimotes watch as 50 Cent is eaten and raped by some of the larger of the demons. And i'm there, and I have Brad Pitt abs but i'm not all faggy and boyish, I look like Rambo only more so, and I pick up one of the wiimotes and put it in to my sword, and my wife puts hers in the Aliens styled shoulder mounted minigun that's harnessed to her 9 foot body and she and I kill the demons and rap artists as we sing the lyrics to Final Countdown in operatic stylings.

Then I wake up.