9th November 2006, 1:23 PM
Clearly my opponent has gone off the deep end on this issue! Installing TV's and Wiis in the workplace? How absurd! How can anyone concentrate on work when the perfection of Twilight Princess stares them in the face? It is an impossibility! And how can you fully enjoy the beauty of Twilight Princess in a work setting? You cannot! This is why I will halt the gears of society and allow the citizens of this great nation-state to enjoy Twilight Princess to it's greatest extent! Don't bother putting TV's in the office, EdenMaster, we'll all be playing it from our comfortable couches! And rest assured that I will work tirelessly to make sure that all hotels and motels are fully equipped to handle all those who are currently homeless or without a working television.
As for my opponent's allegation that I hate children and kittens, it's just not true. But, don't you think we should look down on them, since they have not the ability to enjoy Twilight Princess as you and I do?
Vote Great Rumbler so that you do not have to to go work on Monday and instead stay home and sit on your comfortable couch whilst playing Twilight Princess.
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As for my opponent's allegation that I hate children and kittens, it's just not true. But, don't you think we should look down on them, since they have not the ability to enjoy Twilight Princess as you and I do?
Vote Great Rumbler so that you do not have to to go work on Monday and instead stay home and sit on your comfortable couch whilst playing Twilight Princess.
This message has been funded in part by the OCARINA OF TIME Foundation [Old Caring Americans Racing in NASCARS around Opposums for Twilight [Princess] in Maine [and] Europe] and viewers like you.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.