9th November 2006, 12:52 PM
My opponent would cease the gears of society for this game? His dedication is admirble, but the sheer lack of foresight, even logic, in his actions is truly staggering. Though I await Twilight Princess as much as you all do, I will not cause you to be forced not to work, nor close vital businesses in it's wake.
Instead, my campaign is pushing to have a Wii, HDTV, and a copy of Twilight Princess installed into <u>every</u> <u>workplace</u> in TendoCity! There would nary be a business without Zelda's blessing. The unemployed will have the same package delivered to them, and will be payed on an hourly basis until the games finale!
Furthermore, Great Rumbler still has not answered his claims of kitten/child hatred, an act that screms his guilt even louder.
For a world without Link is not one I want to live in! One without Great Rumbler, however...
This message was not directly approved by the candidate, instead made independently by the non-profit group GREAT DEKU TREE (Great Rumbler, Enough Already. The Direction you go Encompasses Killing Unreleased Twilight (Princess). Really, Enough is Enough).
Instead, my campaign is pushing to have a Wii, HDTV, and a copy of Twilight Princess installed into <u>every</u> <u>workplace</u> in TendoCity! There would nary be a business without Zelda's blessing. The unemployed will have the same package delivered to them, and will be payed on an hourly basis until the games finale!
Furthermore, Great Rumbler still has not answered his claims of kitten/child hatred, an act that screms his guilt even louder.
For a world without Link is not one I want to live in! One without Great Rumbler, however...
This message was not directly approved by the candidate, instead made independently by the non-profit group GREAT DEKU TREE (Great Rumbler, Enough Already. The Direction you go Encompasses Killing Unreleased Twilight (Princess). Really, Enough is Enough).
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.