9th November 2006, 7:57 AM
I'm truly sorry that my esteemed opponent cannot even recall the times of the great Spinny Shiggy. While he prefers to wallow in the present, I look to our successful past to save our future!
Hitler was a military genius, and yes, he did conquer half of Europe. In a way, my opponent has proven his intentions: To conquer and enslave you all. To chain you to poles with a Wii mere inches out of your reach, as he laughs maniacally on his onyx throne, throwing fireballs at random.
This is who will lead you to utopia? I think not.
That is why I am announcing that Shigeru Miyamoto himself has signed on to be my running mate. He could not be here today, but he asked me to give this message in response to some of my opponents claims:
Great Rumbler, why do you hate kittens and babies?
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Hitler was a military genius, and yes, he did conquer half of Europe. In a way, my opponent has proven his intentions: To conquer and enslave you all. To chain you to poles with a Wii mere inches out of your reach, as he laughs maniacally on his onyx throne, throwing fireballs at random.
This is who will lead you to utopia? I think not.
That is why I am announcing that Shigeru Miyamoto himself has signed on to be my running mate. He could not be here today, but he asked me to give this message in response to some of my opponents claims:
Great Rumbler, why do you hate kittens and babies?
This message brought to you by EMPTY GRAIL (EdenMaster Promises To You: Great Rumbler Aspires to Imprison Link)
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.