9th November 2006, 7:00 AM
I'm sure you've all heard my opponent, EdenMaster, tell you all how I really don't love Twilight Princess and that, if elected, I will withhold it from you. I'm hear to say that those are downright lies, filthy communist lies. No one loves Twilight Princess more than I do and if I'm elected I'll makes sure that there's a copy available in every home.
But, there's more to the story than just that. Did you know that EdenMaster is really a Communist neoliberal hippie Fascist Sony-fanboy? That's right, the EdenMaster who promise you that the TP will flow like wine, is nothing but a filthy communist Sony-fanboy. Did you know that his avatar proudly displays Auron from Final Fantasy X? Can you really trust someone like that?
Do the right thing, Tendocity. Vote Great Rumbler, for a Twilight Princess in every Wii [or Gamecube].
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But, there's more to the story than just that. Did you know that EdenMaster is really a Communist neoliberal hippie Fascist Sony-fanboy? That's right, the EdenMaster who promise you that the TP will flow like wine, is nothing but a filthy communist Sony-fanboy. Did you know that his avatar proudly displays Auron from Final Fantasy X? Can you really trust someone like that?
Do the right thing, Tendocity. Vote Great Rumbler, for a Twilight Princess in every Wii [or Gamecube].
This message brought to you by TC Members Against Filthy Communist Sony-fanboy Lies.
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