19th September 2006, 8:11 PM
ABF goes on a date.
ABF: I wanted to get flowers...... but I didn't :)
Girl: that's ok... where you wanna go tonight?
ABF: I guess we could go get dinner, but that's expensive........
Girl: ok... I guess I have some money...
ABF: You probably hate me already......
Girl: um...
ABF: You'll never replace my mother......
Girl: ...
ABF: I saw a car run over a puppy today.....
Girl: I'm gonna call my friend real quick, i'll be right back ok? *runs really fast*
ABF: It was a small puppy....... I guess that doesn't make it less sad... :) When you get back i'll tell you about Nintendo's pricing for the Wii launch and how it makes me cry like a woman.
Paco: *sitting at the bar* Yeah it should be 200, HD, and the games should be free.
ABF: That's ridiculous.... it shouild be 215 and include Mario Galaxy and include two of the wireless, 3-D, motion sensing controllers with force feedback and the attachment that should cost less combined than the 360's wired controller.
Paco: *takes off mask revealing OB1* Dude you're an idiot! less than 360's wired controllers?? Wind Waker has better graphics than TP! Look at this prerendered shot of Kameo:
OB1: *takes off mask revealing OB1* You keep thinking that, buddy. You think that all you like, but it doesn't change the fact that you're an idiot, moron.
*Nintendo Wii floats in and smacks both OB1's with its 42 inch plasma monitor in one motion then uses its wiimote to grab its control stick attachment suggestively*
OBF: ....yeah so I guess the price is fine...
Pacob1: ...yeah.... But 360 is the better package for the--
*Wii empties the contents of Pacob1 on to the floor, uses Wi-Fi to the activate Connect-24, downloads an image of Pacob1's mother and prints it out using the unnanounced Wiiprinter, and douses the picture in to the quivering mass of tissues that suddenly burst in to a blue gas flame from a laser fired from Wii's cyclopian disk slot*
OBF:
*Wii takes out his steering wheel attachment and emits the sound of a car from the wiimote speaker and drives off in to the sunset while the MP3 of the main theme from Kung-Fu Hustle plays on its media player*
OBF: .....phew.....
*Wii launches WiiSports from 250 yards away directly in to OBF's mouth completely severing his head at the lip-line and as his head falls to the ground Wii opens the Mii channel and makes a Mii of OBF wearing a pink strapless dress that OBF sees before finally accepting brain death, unravels 4 wiimotes with attachments distinctly taking the shape of a floating octopus and looks on in to the distance where the Sony of America headquarters can be seen in a light fog surrounded by ravens and catholics and as the word 'Revenge' is spelled out across it's 42 inch plasma monitor a DS fluttering not unlike a butterly rests on its optional stand with a backlit screen so bright it melts cold-rolled steel*
...
So i'm bored.
ABF: I wanted to get flowers...... but I didn't :)
Girl: that's ok... where you wanna go tonight?
ABF: I guess we could go get dinner, but that's expensive........
Girl: ok... I guess I have some money...
ABF: You probably hate me already......
Girl: um...
ABF: You'll never replace my mother......
Girl: ...
ABF: I saw a car run over a puppy today.....
Girl: I'm gonna call my friend real quick, i'll be right back ok? *runs really fast*
ABF: It was a small puppy....... I guess that doesn't make it less sad... :) When you get back i'll tell you about Nintendo's pricing for the Wii launch and how it makes me cry like a woman.
Paco: *sitting at the bar* Yeah it should be 200, HD, and the games should be free.
ABF: That's ridiculous.... it shouild be 215 and include Mario Galaxy and include two of the wireless, 3-D, motion sensing controllers with force feedback and the attachment that should cost less combined than the 360's wired controller.
Paco: *takes off mask revealing OB1* Dude you're an idiot! less than 360's wired controllers?? Wind Waker has better graphics than TP! Look at this prerendered shot of Kameo:
OB1: *takes off mask revealing OB1* You keep thinking that, buddy. You think that all you like, but it doesn't change the fact that you're an idiot, moron.
*Nintendo Wii floats in and smacks both OB1's with its 42 inch plasma monitor in one motion then uses its wiimote to grab its control stick attachment suggestively*
OBF: ....yeah so I guess the price is fine...
Pacob1: ...yeah.... But 360 is the better package for the--
*Wii empties the contents of Pacob1 on to the floor, uses Wi-Fi to the activate Connect-24, downloads an image of Pacob1's mother and prints it out using the unnanounced Wiiprinter, and douses the picture in to the quivering mass of tissues that suddenly burst in to a blue gas flame from a laser fired from Wii's cyclopian disk slot*
OBF:
*Wii takes out his steering wheel attachment and emits the sound of a car from the wiimote speaker and drives off in to the sunset while the MP3 of the main theme from Kung-Fu Hustle plays on its media player*
OBF: .....phew.....
*Wii launches WiiSports from 250 yards away directly in to OBF's mouth completely severing his head at the lip-line and as his head falls to the ground Wii opens the Mii channel and makes a Mii of OBF wearing a pink strapless dress that OBF sees before finally accepting brain death, unravels 4 wiimotes with attachments distinctly taking the shape of a floating octopus and looks on in to the distance where the Sony of America headquarters can be seen in a light fog surrounded by ravens and catholics and as the word 'Revenge' is spelled out across it's 42 inch plasma monitor a DS fluttering not unlike a butterly rests on its optional stand with a backlit screen so bright it melts cold-rolled steel*
...
So i'm bored.