Ryan! You better get your ass down here!

[etoven]

Well I have officially moved to Salem VA, to walmart #1309 and hopefully Ryan will be joining me soon.

I just wanted to let Ryan know what he was missing, as per my evaluation of my first day of work...

1. The electronics department is the size of my living room, so it took all but 5 minutes to straiten up (zone) when I came in at 2:00 PM.
   
2. The people of Salem BUT SHIT BACK WHERE IT GOIES!!!! Let me repeat... The PEOPLE OF SALEM PICK UP "LAND OF THE LOST" OFF THE SELF RELIZE ITS OVER PRICED AND PUT BACK WHERE IT GOES! HOLY CRAP JESUS!!! In other words the department stayed zoned all night!
   
3. Our directs are like 3 boxes a day! 1 of which goes up.
   
4. The people of Salem don't rob walmart #1309 blind.
   
5. The people of Salem aren't utter ass holes :)
   
6. The people of Salem aren't utter ass holes....
   
7. The people of Salem aren't utter ass holes.
   
8. We have people who put up night freat for us, there was a hole army of overnighters at least 4 or 5 who rolled up in the electronics deptment about 10:30, and put up out nightly crap while we sat on our asses and watched.
   
9. Finally, we are well staffed in environment, run by mangers who were raised with home town goodness who actually give a dam! IE not, [Deleted by walmart police], or [Deleted by walmart police], [Deleted by walmart police], or even [Deleted by walmart police]!
   

Of course where every good there is some bad...

1. There using the old tezons.
   
2. There using the old printers.
   
3. There basically starting fire with sticks.
   
4. Additionally, there is a whole new set of company policies for walmart #1309 which seemly don't seam so standardized as "company" policies.
   

Aside from the small number of complements, Ryan if you don't get your ass down here soon I coming to get you!