Battalion Wars

[lazyfatbum]

Yup, its what makes BW so awesome, you play it how you want to play it. It's fun to take one assault vet (I call them mules. Ass-ault, mule, yes.) and go through the level without your battalion and play it like a third person shooter, which feels very much like JFG. But if your assault vet encounters too many enemy vehicles at once, just call in your air support and watch them kaboom all over themselves.

The meat of the game is getting total 100% on each mission, and for that you need well planned strategy. But still, things dont always play out the same and instant action and a plan B is needed at all times. Not only does it feel like real military but the console shooter side of the game makes it a perfect hybrid for quick fix runs or spending a few hours on a single mission to plot it out to perfection.

I picked up BW on a whim as a rental, and the official news of a sequel gives me a god damn erection.

A FUCKING HARD ON

IF YOU PUSSIES HAD ONE FUCKING TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR VIRGIN LEGS I MIGHT CALL YOU MEN IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT YOU SUCK ON EACHOTHERS DICKS - ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMETHING OR AM I THE ONLY ONE MAN ENOUGH TO DO IT?

soldiers: ...sir no sir...

I THINK I JUST GREW BREASTS PRIVATE WHY DONT YOU TRY AGAIN WITHOUT YOUR MOMMY'S PUSSY IN YOUR MOUTH

soldiers: SIR NO SIR

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIVATE I JUST FELT MY DICK MOVE, NOW SAY IT AGAIN

soldiers: SIR NO SIR

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PRIVATE GO MAKE THE ENEMY DEAD BEFORE HE SHOWS YOU WHAT A REAL MAN IS

soldiers: SIR YES SIR

ARE YOU FAGGOTS

soldiers: SIR NO SIR

DO YOU EAT DICK

soldiers: SIR NO SIR

MAMA AND PAPA WERE LAYIN IN THE BED

soldiers: PAPA ROLLED OVER AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID

NOW GIMME SOME

soldiers: GIMME SOME

NOW GIMME SOME

soldiers: GIMME SOME

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU

soldioers: ITS GOOD FOR YOU

ITS GOOD FOR ME

soldiers: ITS GOOD FOR ME

I understand the whole E rating in BW but my god I wish it had shit like that :D