25th August 2006, 12:01 PM
Quote:are you joking?
No.
*cries*
*secretly masturbates*
*calls you repeatedly*
*you dont answer*
*we go out, the sex is great*
*you tell your parents, we move in*
*after 6 months I realize i'm not having that dream where i'm a synthetic and Harrison Ford keeps shouting "mama's boy! mama's boy!"*
*you file for bankrupcy after spending your family's money on trying to treat the cancer I lied about having just to get your affection*
*10 years come and go, our first baby is in foster care, the new one isn't yours but I cant tell you that i've gone black, you get wise after the baby's first word is "wuteva" but stay silent*
*you drink every night*
*I dont know you anymore*
*you catch me with my Rabbit vibe and indian friend*
*you cry, and try to make love to me with a limp penis because you cant compete with my indian friend or my beloved Rabbit vibe, I fall asleep in the middle of sex and you whimper all night long and pee yourself*
*I wake up the next day and find you dead in the garage, my mixed baby standing over you with a thick stream of piss seeping in to your hair*
Racially mixed baby: bitch saw my dick and had a heart attack.
*the audience cheers*
*fade to WHITE*
*during the end credits, a looping video of Jon Bennet saying the words 'I love you' to her off-camera parents plays endlessly*
A Spike Lee Joint.