3rd July 2006, 8:21 PM
When i was 17 or so I went to a golds gym twice a week, my favorite thing to do was leg presses. the machine normally maxed out at 700 or so pounds unless the trainer was attending you, then it could go up to 3000 or so. One day when i arrived at the gym i felt unusually frisky and hit on the female trainer who rejected me harshly, to make up for this loss in manhood I, pausing here for dramatic effect, pressed over 2000 pounds and recieved a brief applause, including the female trainer's approval of my massive and obvious superior manhood. I also had to be taken home immeadiately, where i did not move for several days because of intense pain. I fucking salute you Mr. Robertson, too bad you represent a religion based on comparitively false beliefs and innacurate history, but god damn you have balls sir.