9th April 2003, 10:35 AM
Why are you so ardently defending it? If watching a short, fat Italian plumber spraying water cracks you a boner and makes you sweat...if that THRILLS you, that I think you need help. It's a fucking mario game, it shouldn't be THAT hard....a mario game should never be for seasoned veterans, or people with infinite patience for the mundane, exclusively.
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