12th June 2006, 5:23 PM
If that game is some sort of "five hour wonder", I'll be upset...
It needs to be a BAJILLION levels long, and the graphics should scale upwards to infinity so it looks good relative to the ENTIRE future! Also, they should stick in the entire Duke Nukem collection, and remake them all in 3D too, and there should be a hidden character, Commander Keen, and he should totally have all his weapons including his legendary pogo stick!
Ten YEARS of development SHOULD make such demands reasonable!
Truth time. I really didn't care much for "Duke Nukem 3D". I enjoyed the 2D games, but preferred Commander Keen and the AVALANCHE of other Apogee platformers. But, BUT, I might actually GET this if only because of the novelty.
It needs to be a BAJILLION levels long, and the graphics should scale upwards to infinity so it looks good relative to the ENTIRE future! Also, they should stick in the entire Duke Nukem collection, and remake them all in 3D too, and there should be a hidden character, Commander Keen, and he should totally have all his weapons including his legendary pogo stick!
Ten YEARS of development SHOULD make such demands reasonable!
Truth time. I really didn't care much for "Duke Nukem 3D". I enjoyed the 2D games, but preferred Commander Keen and the AVALANCHE of other Apogee platformers. But, BUT, I might actually GET this if only because of the novelty.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)