24th December 2007, 5:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 24th December 2007, 6:07 AM by lazyfatbum.)
I recieved this a few hours ago, my father woke me up. I tried replying but I got a message back saying that it's no longer an active account. I saved it though, I think you should all take a look.
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From: Chris (chris1225@gmail.com)
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Sent: Mon 12/24/07 3:06 AM
Reply-to: chris1225@gmail.com
To: sean_bradshaw22@hotmail.com
Hello,
I have recieved your letters and no, unfortunately I am unable to make your wife act normal again nor can I make whoever Jackass is to stop being a jerk but I did put the rest of your wishes in for order. I do need them all, sorry. As for the items it may not be this Christmas because well, I'm just one man. But eventually it will all come to pass. I noticed that you didn't ask for anything other than your wife and your friend, isn't there anything you want? I'll put in a good word with you-know-who.
The Mrs. would like to extend her heart to you on your current situations, I recieved word from the big man upstairs that he liked how hard you've been working so keep that up. Your questions concerning time travel I've sent to the scientist elves (who work out of Germany) you should recieve a response last week... (joke). I'm sending you your original list as confirmation on the order.
Have a good night,
Chris K.
ps: you're more than welcome.
---original message---
I dunno if I forgot anyone but you'll know if I did ;D can i have a reigndeer? also how does the time travel work, does it get really confusing? do you meet yourself? this is important: please make minka's christmas as best as it can and if you can, please help her act more normal. she would really like a concert pedal harp but im sure she could use some clothes too, maybe like a gift card too. but get her lots of fun stuff. if she gets sad please make something happen, anything, that makes her feel better. the only thing i want for christmas is to have my girl back, if thats not possible just make sure she's happy. if you see jackass kick him. no dont do that, just tell him to stop being a jerk, he'll understand. you can kick him if you want but dont do it hard. i saw a hand-made hobbes stuffed tiger on ebay and it would be cool if you could give him that, I think he'll understand it.
family:
mom - that $200 face cream, the work clothes she wanted and have my sister be able to show up on christmas and for minka to show up/call her and new house slippers
dad - the reversible quilt, that shirt at macy's and the wallet. also get his dad's old pocket watched fixed and new house slippers.
sister - she kinda stole a bunch of our presents so dont get her anything. if she's still out on one of her binges on christmas day please keep her safe and warm.
nephew - guitar hero 3 for wii, resident evil umbrella chronicles, that phone i saw with the keyboard for texting and some clothes from hot topic (gift card). I told him how i played with an electric guitar when i was a teenager so now he wants to try it out, i dunno what kind to get
grandfather - money.......
step-dad - book on scorpio, wireless portable speaker for the house, self-cleaning cat box, new house slippers.
marieke - (if she comes home) sweater from macy's, new purse (you get a free purse with the make up kit but it looks dumb) make up kit, ipod 4 gig with wireless car thing, zelda phantom hourglass, guitar hero 3 (wii) the big embroidery kit, the cool earings, bell bottoms from mall and the big book of back massage
friends:
scott - guitar hero 3 (wii), that old fashioned brandy bottle and the wood panal of the planet of the apes guy saying happy chanukka
adam - some DS rpg's, the replica of the dragonslayer sword and shield, guitar hero 3 (wii) and a water gun filled with cat pee
butte - the sombrero (he'll understand) and the 4 gig voice recorder/organizer thing and the encyclopedia of possible fuiture weapons
maddy - astrology book, sadist pendant, spongebob wonderbra, 4 tickets for dark knight on opening night and burnout 3 for xbox
christy - at a glance organizer, unicorn alarm clock, book on unicorns
becky - an air conditioner, one of the window ones.
emily - the hoodie that says "ice princess"
bean - tickets to loveline, guitar hero 3 (wii), powerpuff girls temporary tattoos and the book of intelligent romantic poems for people who hate love
grumbler - tickets to writers seminar, old fashioned type writer, book on world history with CD
fitti - polar bear coat, book of twisted humor, faces of death collection
asm - a picture of models eating, a bowling ball, a piece of string and I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert
dark jaguar - book: Getting Thru to Your Emotions with EFT: Tap into Your Hidden Potential with the Emotional Freedom Techniques by Phillip Mountrose and Jane Mountrose, the coffee table book of vintage collectible coffee tables, chains and zippers emo pants, never ending story book on tape and photography lessons
eden - robot kit to build the bomb disarming/hostage robot, replica of ganondorf's sword and the 2008 cutest baby animals calender
dmiller - an official looking document giving me custody of the children because of his negligence (framed) and a copy of legs of steel along with protien powder for shakes
n-man - tickets to sardinia for 4 week all-paid stay, a corvette z06 and a clitorus desensitizer
toven - tablet and pen set with advanced photoshop and a 3 week manly boot camp training vacation and TC's bills paid full for the next 5 years
abf - book: Healing Images for Children Activity Book: For Days When Quiet Activities Are Best by Nancy C. Klein and Matthew Holden
ob1 - book: Why Can't You Shut Up?: How We Ruin Relationships--How Not To by Anthony Wolf
darunia - gas card, small white flag and a Président de la République française pez dispenser
deanna - professional sound booth rental and meeting with local/national label and advanced screening tickets to veggie tales: the pirates that dont do anything
big guy - wrestle a professional female wrestler of his choice for two hours (can tag, cage match, etc)
paco - Nintendo Wii, 3 wiimotes, 3 nunchucks, 4 classic controllers, 1 gig SD card, Nintendo USB wifi adapter and component cables with a gift card for any 5 wii games of his choice, all in an XBox 360 elite sealed box.
darklordneo - um... starbucks giftcard
smoke - he's a tough one. some of the things I want for him are illegal however, i found a place in california that will put you in a porno with various beautiful women. Its distributed and it may create a porn career for you but you can do it discreetly as well so you have the only copy of the video, and the book Sadomasochism for Dummies that comes with the plans and instructions for the dungeon and the My Little Pony DVD season 1 collection.
LL - that odd version of the bible writen as a super-violent graphic novel, the astrology book, the build your own house book and kit (with docs for land purchase) the signed football and the master sword replica
hudson - tickets to james horner in concert Aliens OST live, a pair of bikini briefs made of sandpaper and a large transvestite prostitute that will attack him violently while at work without warning once a week at different times for an entire year
LS - book: The Nice Guys' Guide to Getting Girls: You CAN be a Nice Guy & STILL Attract Women! by John Fate and the KKK robe used in blazing saddles with the smiley on the back
(i'm not mentioning demon because he's a jew but if you meet.... jew clause or channuka man or whatever it is they do tell him/them that demon would like some software, so a gift card for a professional software and workstation online store would be cool.)
nickdaddyg - Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Coal. And spit on the coal. I'm kidding, get him a weight set and a full body mirror.
I think that's it, the rest of them kinda wondered off, lemme know if you need any more info! Nevermind the reigndeer, you probably need them, but please let me know about the time travel... i need it really bad.
love,
sean
ps: thank you for every year but specifically 1989 after the car accident, 1986 when we were poor and like 2000 through 2007.
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From: Chris (chris1225@gmail.com)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent: Mon 12/24/07 3:06 AM
Reply-to: chris1225@gmail.com
To: sean_bradshaw22@hotmail.com
Hello,
I have recieved your letters and no, unfortunately I am unable to make your wife act normal again nor can I make whoever Jackass is to stop being a jerk but I did put the rest of your wishes in for order. I do need them all, sorry. As for the items it may not be this Christmas because well, I'm just one man. But eventually it will all come to pass. I noticed that you didn't ask for anything other than your wife and your friend, isn't there anything you want? I'll put in a good word with you-know-who.
The Mrs. would like to extend her heart to you on your current situations, I recieved word from the big man upstairs that he liked how hard you've been working so keep that up. Your questions concerning time travel I've sent to the scientist elves (who work out of Germany) you should recieve a response last week... (joke). I'm sending you your original list as confirmation on the order.
Have a good night,
Chris K.
ps: you're more than welcome.
---original message---
I dunno if I forgot anyone but you'll know if I did ;D can i have a reigndeer? also how does the time travel work, does it get really confusing? do you meet yourself? this is important: please make minka's christmas as best as it can and if you can, please help her act more normal. she would really like a concert pedal harp but im sure she could use some clothes too, maybe like a gift card too. but get her lots of fun stuff. if she gets sad please make something happen, anything, that makes her feel better. the only thing i want for christmas is to have my girl back, if thats not possible just make sure she's happy. if you see jackass kick him. no dont do that, just tell him to stop being a jerk, he'll understand. you can kick him if you want but dont do it hard. i saw a hand-made hobbes stuffed tiger on ebay and it would be cool if you could give him that, I think he'll understand it.
family:
mom - that $200 face cream, the work clothes she wanted and have my sister be able to show up on christmas and for minka to show up/call her and new house slippers
dad - the reversible quilt, that shirt at macy's and the wallet. also get his dad's old pocket watched fixed and new house slippers.
sister - she kinda stole a bunch of our presents so dont get her anything. if she's still out on one of her binges on christmas day please keep her safe and warm.
nephew - guitar hero 3 for wii, resident evil umbrella chronicles, that phone i saw with the keyboard for texting and some clothes from hot topic (gift card). I told him how i played with an electric guitar when i was a teenager so now he wants to try it out, i dunno what kind to get
grandfather - money.......
step-dad - book on scorpio, wireless portable speaker for the house, self-cleaning cat box, new house slippers.
marieke - (if she comes home) sweater from macy's, new purse (you get a free purse with the make up kit but it looks dumb) make up kit, ipod 4 gig with wireless car thing, zelda phantom hourglass, guitar hero 3 (wii) the big embroidery kit, the cool earings, bell bottoms from mall and the big book of back massage
friends:
scott - guitar hero 3 (wii), that old fashioned brandy bottle and the wood panal of the planet of the apes guy saying happy chanukka
adam - some DS rpg's, the replica of the dragonslayer sword and shield, guitar hero 3 (wii) and a water gun filled with cat pee
butte - the sombrero (he'll understand) and the 4 gig voice recorder/organizer thing and the encyclopedia of possible fuiture weapons
maddy - astrology book, sadist pendant, spongebob wonderbra, 4 tickets for dark knight on opening night and burnout 3 for xbox
christy - at a glance organizer, unicorn alarm clock, book on unicorns
becky - an air conditioner, one of the window ones.
emily - the hoodie that says "ice princess"
bean - tickets to loveline, guitar hero 3 (wii), powerpuff girls temporary tattoos and the book of intelligent romantic poems for people who hate love
grumbler - tickets to writers seminar, old fashioned type writer, book on world history with CD
fitti - polar bear coat, book of twisted humor, faces of death collection
asm - a picture of models eating, a bowling ball, a piece of string and I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert
dark jaguar - book: Getting Thru to Your Emotions with EFT: Tap into Your Hidden Potential with the Emotional Freedom Techniques by Phillip Mountrose and Jane Mountrose, the coffee table book of vintage collectible coffee tables, chains and zippers emo pants, never ending story book on tape and photography lessons
eden - robot kit to build the bomb disarming/hostage robot, replica of ganondorf's sword and the 2008 cutest baby animals calender
dmiller - an official looking document giving me custody of the children because of his negligence (framed) and a copy of legs of steel along with protien powder for shakes
n-man - tickets to sardinia for 4 week all-paid stay, a corvette z06 and a clitorus desensitizer
toven - tablet and pen set with advanced photoshop and a 3 week manly boot camp training vacation and TC's bills paid full for the next 5 years
abf - book: Healing Images for Children Activity Book: For Days When Quiet Activities Are Best by Nancy C. Klein and Matthew Holden
ob1 - book: Why Can't You Shut Up?: How We Ruin Relationships--How Not To by Anthony Wolf
darunia - gas card, small white flag and a Président de la République française pez dispenser
deanna - professional sound booth rental and meeting with local/national label and advanced screening tickets to veggie tales: the pirates that dont do anything
big guy - wrestle a professional female wrestler of his choice for two hours (can tag, cage match, etc)
paco - Nintendo Wii, 3 wiimotes, 3 nunchucks, 4 classic controllers, 1 gig SD card, Nintendo USB wifi adapter and component cables with a gift card for any 5 wii games of his choice, all in an XBox 360 elite sealed box.
darklordneo - um... starbucks giftcard
smoke - he's a tough one. some of the things I want for him are illegal however, i found a place in california that will put you in a porno with various beautiful women. Its distributed and it may create a porn career for you but you can do it discreetly as well so you have the only copy of the video, and the book Sadomasochism for Dummies that comes with the plans and instructions for the dungeon and the My Little Pony DVD season 1 collection.
LL - that odd version of the bible writen as a super-violent graphic novel, the astrology book, the build your own house book and kit (with docs for land purchase) the signed football and the master sword replica
hudson - tickets to james horner in concert Aliens OST live, a pair of bikini briefs made of sandpaper and a large transvestite prostitute that will attack him violently while at work without warning once a week at different times for an entire year
LS - book: The Nice Guys' Guide to Getting Girls: You CAN be a Nice Guy & STILL Attract Women! by John Fate and the KKK robe used in blazing saddles with the smiley on the back
(i'm not mentioning demon because he's a jew but if you meet.... jew clause or channuka man or whatever it is they do tell him/them that demon would like some software, so a gift card for a professional software and workstation online store would be cool.)
nickdaddyg - Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Coal. And spit on the coal. I'm kidding, get him a weight set and a full body mirror.
I think that's it, the rest of them kinda wondered off, lemme know if you need any more info! Nevermind the reigndeer, you probably need them, but please let me know about the time travel... i need it really bad.
love,
sean
ps: thank you for every year but specifically 1989 after the car accident, 1986 when we were poor and like 2000 through 2007.
Check out AOL Money & Finance's list of the hottest products and top money wasters of 2007.