16th September 2005, 12:49 PM
16th September 2005, 2:33 PM
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.
16th September 2005, 3:16 PM
Kerry: By your powes combined, I am JOHN F. KERRY!! *punches hurricane into space*
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
16th September 2005, 3:36 PM
EdenMaster Wrote:*ahem* This one's so good it deserves it's own thread. :p I laughed long and hard. I think it's the music that does it to me.
16th September 2005, 3:48 PM
Isn't that the theme from Superman? :D
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
16th September 2005, 6:23 PM
Incidentally, I'm listening to the Superman theme right now.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
17th September 2005, 1:25 AM
But, couldn't Kerry have done that without being President?
No wait, he appears to be a ghost buster. I suppose the only way to get the funding would be to actually BE the president...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
18th September 2005, 5:19 AM
Yeah, only the president would have the money necessary to buy all the power bars and power shakes that Kerry would need to use his super hurricane-stopping powers!
18th September 2005, 8:56 AM
But that's the Ghost Busters stuff! That's just powered by some sort of nuclear battery pack, not Kerry himself!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
18th September 2005, 10:39 AM
Maybe he would have used his super-intellect to make it?
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
18th September 2005, 8:23 PM
Or maybe he'd flip flop!
... ... ... As if you can come up with something better?!
20th July 2015, 1:04 PM
In the end, Kerry was unable to stop hurricane Katrina, but he did manage to pull off a deal to keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons [at least for 10-15 years, anyway].
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
20th July 2015, 6:08 PM
Yeah, it's fantastic that the nuclear deal happened! A nuclear-armed Iran has been inevitable for a decade or more, if they wanted to build a nuke... but economic pressure from sanctions finally overwhelmed their desire for nuclear weapons, which was honestly a surprising thing to see happen after so many years of determination to build nukes, but it sure was nice to see. Here's hoping that the deal holds up, the Republicans in congress fail to mess with it, and we start nudging Iran towards being less horrible (their support for Hezbollah and other terrorist groups, etc.)... it would be a big deal if that could happen. Probably won't, but this at least makes it somewhat plausible to think about.
20th July 2015, 7:47 PM
Yeah, it's a good thing even if temporary.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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