4th April 2006, 5:18 PM
STEP RIGHT UP, HUDDLE ROUND, HERE WE ARE AT THE MONET OF THE MOST BORING NEWS-LESS TIME OF THE YEAR, THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM, THE NOTHING BEFORE EVERYTHING, HERE IT IS FOR YOUR STUPENDOUS EYE RIPPING PLEASURE!!!
CIRCUMSIZE YOUR DISBELIEF LASERS TECHNO SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN/CHILDREN AND MIDDLE AGED MEN IN SUITS REVEALING THEIR MOST PRIZED SECRETS ARE YOU READY??? IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, ALL OF IT, AT ONCE, AND YOU WILL DIE!!!
REVOLUTION
IS AT
HAND
SEE!
AMAZING VIDEOS, SCREEN SHOTS AND OTHER MEDIA OF INCREDIBLE THINGS YOU HAVE ONLY DREAMED OF SINCE LAST E3!!! MARIO WILL BE NEW AND DIFFERENT ALONG WITH METROID PRIME 3 BUT WHAT IS THIS???? ANONUMA REVEALS A TITILIZING TIDBIT OF TERROR?????? BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS OR YOUR GOD!!!
Web site HM-Fusion posted an interview conducted at the recent Game Developers Conference with Eiji Anonuma, producer of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, where he talks about the game's secret relationship to Nintendo's next-generation console, code-named Revolution.
When asked if the extra year of production on Twilight Princess had anything to do with support for Revolution's freestyle controller, Aonuma responded that the game "will be utilising the Revolution hardware, although not in a way many will expect." Nintendo has mentioned that other secrets about Revolution have yet to be revealed, with Aonuma's comment suggesting that Twilight Princess might utilize one of these mysterious functions.
MYSTERIOUS
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS NOT ONLY ARE THERE RUMORS OF TWO DIFFERENT VERSIONS BUT ITS POSSIBLE THAT IT WILL HAVE OTHER SURPRISES OTHER THAN REVCON CONTROL, PERHAPS 'NOT IN THE WAY PEOPLE MAY THINK' MEANS THAT IT WILL UTILIZE THE HARDWARE IN WAYS THAT YOU CANNOT POOSSIBLY IMAGINE WITH YOUR SMALL STUPID BRAINS YOU DUMBFUCKER BUT NOT ONLY THAT, JUST FEAST YOUR RETINAS ON THIS DULLOP OF DATA!!!!!
INTERVIEW WITH PANDEMIC: Gamasutra: Do you perceive difficulties with the Revolution, as far as making games multi-platform?
JR: Well the Revolution is a very different platform, and we’ve actually just seen some things behind closed doors that are just mind-blowing. Very very exciting. They’re doing something that’s very different and unique. I agree that it’s going to challenge the notion of just doing a port.
I don’t think it’s going to be as easy to take a product from one console to the Revolution, and so I think we are going to be looking to see how we can tailor our products to that platform. But we do that also with other platforms as well, it’s just that the Revolution may challenge us even more.
MIND BLOWING
MUST I TELL YOU WHAT PANDEMIC HAVE DONE I DO NOT FOR YOU KNOW THEM MAYBE NOT BY NAME BUT BY GAME, INDEED FOR IT IS MIND BLOWING AND CHALLENGING AND NOT A PORT BUT A SUPERIOR, DIFFERENT, TAILORED VERSION, DIRECTLY FROM THE HORSE AND HIS OR HER MOUTH!!!!!!! AND DO YOU WANT MORE?????? YOU DO YES???? THEN I SHALL SAY THIS!!!!!!
I was so fucking right!
from CNN:
More big talk in the interview came when the issue of the Revolution's built-in flash memory, currently only holding 512 Mb of space internally. With Nintendo planning to distribute older titles from such classic systems as the SNES, Sega Genesis, NEC TurboGrafx, and the N64 via the platform's "Virtual Console", many gamers will find their internal memory running short very quickly, with the largest games occupying 70 Mb of space. As of late, Nintendo has yet to announce plans for an External Hard Drive that could store game saves and older downloaded titles.
Iwata addressed this during his interview, saying that memory concerns would "be addressed" at E3 2006. However, Iwata also added that the system has expansion slots for SD Cards, which can hold up to 4 Gb of space on one card. He also reminded interviewer Chris Morris that the console has several USB ports, meaning an external hard drive is a distinct possibility.
EXTERNAL
PANTS MOIST, HANDS TREMBLE, THE FIRST KISS WILL LAST FOREVER:
ELECTRONIC
ENTERTAINMENT
EXPOSITION
2006
EVEN BOB ROSS WILL BE THERE
AND HE'S DEAD
*points to rumors regarding early release of rev, IGN hints that rev specs were an april fool's joke, porn sites with zelda princess cosplay, underage pseudo-child porn for PSP released in Japan, PS3 footage regarded as '360 at best' by industry leaders and grasshopper studios says game get at e3, am thinking killer8? MAYBE IS THE WORD I CHOOSE*
CIRCUMSIZE YOUR DISBELIEF LASERS TECHNO SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN/CHILDREN AND MIDDLE AGED MEN IN SUITS REVEALING THEIR MOST PRIZED SECRETS ARE YOU READY??? IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, ALL OF IT, AT ONCE, AND YOU WILL DIE!!!
REVOLUTION
IS AT
HAND
SEE!
AMAZING VIDEOS, SCREEN SHOTS AND OTHER MEDIA OF INCREDIBLE THINGS YOU HAVE ONLY DREAMED OF SINCE LAST E3!!! MARIO WILL BE NEW AND DIFFERENT ALONG WITH METROID PRIME 3 BUT WHAT IS THIS???? ANONUMA REVEALS A TITILIZING TIDBIT OF TERROR?????? BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS OR YOUR GOD!!!
Web site HM-Fusion posted an interview conducted at the recent Game Developers Conference with Eiji Anonuma, producer of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, where he talks about the game's secret relationship to Nintendo's next-generation console, code-named Revolution.
When asked if the extra year of production on Twilight Princess had anything to do with support for Revolution's freestyle controller, Aonuma responded that the game "will be utilising the Revolution hardware, although not in a way many will expect." Nintendo has mentioned that other secrets about Revolution have yet to be revealed, with Aonuma's comment suggesting that Twilight Princess might utilize one of these mysterious functions.
MYSTERIOUS
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS NOT ONLY ARE THERE RUMORS OF TWO DIFFERENT VERSIONS BUT ITS POSSIBLE THAT IT WILL HAVE OTHER SURPRISES OTHER THAN REVCON CONTROL, PERHAPS 'NOT IN THE WAY PEOPLE MAY THINK' MEANS THAT IT WILL UTILIZE THE HARDWARE IN WAYS THAT YOU CANNOT POOSSIBLY IMAGINE WITH YOUR SMALL STUPID BRAINS YOU DUMBFUCKER BUT NOT ONLY THAT, JUST FEAST YOUR RETINAS ON THIS DULLOP OF DATA!!!!!
INTERVIEW WITH PANDEMIC: Gamasutra: Do you perceive difficulties with the Revolution, as far as making games multi-platform?
JR: Well the Revolution is a very different platform, and we’ve actually just seen some things behind closed doors that are just mind-blowing. Very very exciting. They’re doing something that’s very different and unique. I agree that it’s going to challenge the notion of just doing a port.
I don’t think it’s going to be as easy to take a product from one console to the Revolution, and so I think we are going to be looking to see how we can tailor our products to that platform. But we do that also with other platforms as well, it’s just that the Revolution may challenge us even more.
MIND BLOWING
MUST I TELL YOU WHAT PANDEMIC HAVE DONE I DO NOT FOR YOU KNOW THEM MAYBE NOT BY NAME BUT BY GAME, INDEED FOR IT IS MIND BLOWING AND CHALLENGING AND NOT A PORT BUT A SUPERIOR, DIFFERENT, TAILORED VERSION, DIRECTLY FROM THE HORSE AND HIS OR HER MOUTH!!!!!!! AND DO YOU WANT MORE?????? YOU DO YES???? THEN I SHALL SAY THIS!!!!!!
I was so fucking right!
from CNN:
More big talk in the interview came when the issue of the Revolution's built-in flash memory, currently only holding 512 Mb of space internally. With Nintendo planning to distribute older titles from such classic systems as the SNES, Sega Genesis, NEC TurboGrafx, and the N64 via the platform's "Virtual Console", many gamers will find their internal memory running short very quickly, with the largest games occupying 70 Mb of space. As of late, Nintendo has yet to announce plans for an External Hard Drive that could store game saves and older downloaded titles.
Iwata addressed this during his interview, saying that memory concerns would "be addressed" at E3 2006. However, Iwata also added that the system has expansion slots for SD Cards, which can hold up to 4 Gb of space on one card. He also reminded interviewer Chris Morris that the console has several USB ports, meaning an external hard drive is a distinct possibility.
EXTERNAL
PANTS MOIST, HANDS TREMBLE, THE FIRST KISS WILL LAST FOREVER:
ELECTRONIC
ENTERTAINMENT
EXPOSITION
2006
EVEN BOB ROSS WILL BE THERE
AND HE'S DEAD
*points to rumors regarding early release of rev, IGN hints that rev specs were an april fool's joke, porn sites with zelda princess cosplay, underage pseudo-child porn for PSP released in Japan, PS3 footage regarded as '360 at best' by industry leaders and grasshopper studios says game get at e3, am thinking killer8? MAYBE IS THE WORD I CHOOSE*