Mysterious paper, elbow, Bizzare Creations

[lazyfatbum]

http://www.bizarreonline.net/index.php?a...ts=1&id=51

clickity click


see those dots in the picture? clickity click

the rumor goes a little something like this *Jazz bass line*

1.) Bizzare Creations (PGR, Geometry Wars) announces a new game, tba. Does not announce what system it is for.

2.) Floating paper? Dunno, but one of those shots has a shotgun shell next to it - FPS is the most logical conclusion.

3.) Bruised, swelling elbow "With all the leaning from play testing the game".

Conclusion - Bizzare Creations working on FPS for Revolution?

Conclusion 2 - Bizzare Creations working on FPS for 360 'Eye-toy' like game?

[Dark Jaguar]

Conclusion 3, you are engaging in blind speculation :D.

[lazyfatbum]

Well, no, Bizzare is making some weird puzzles for their fans to figure out about the upcoming game, they have announced a new next-gen game, but not it's name or system platform. If you look at the pictures on the site, they show different areas of the studio, including a room with a large story board for the upcoming game.

There's nothing 'blind' when a company comes out and says out right "We are making a next gen title, here are clues as to what it is."

[Dark Jaguar]

I meant you need to realize you are a puppet right now. There's really not much there that leads me to anything with any level of certainty. However, they do seem to want us to guess and give the impression they are giving actual clues. Too bad it's nothing all that good. I would lean towards FPS myself if the most logical conclusion didn't jump out at me. This is what they call an "advertising campaign". The idea is that if enough people are speculating about it, then interest will develop rapidly. Not sure how well that'll actually work, but if the answer was spelled out in a way that could actually be solved with any level of certitude, it wouldn't spread as far. My guess? They just want us to speculate on this but have purposefully not given enough information to solve it.

[lazyfatbum]

Dude... the company is being playful with their announcement, if it makes you that angry just ignore it.

[Dark Jaguar]

...angry? I find the situation cute. What made you think I was upset?

[lazyfatbum]

...you need to realize you are a puppet right now. There's really not much there that leads me to anything with any level of certainty. However, they do seem to want us to guess and give the impression they are giving actual clues. Too bad it's nothing all that good... This is what they call an "advertising campaign". The idea is that if enough people are speculating about it, then interest will develop rapidly. Not sure how well that'll actually work, but if the answer was spelled out in a way that could actually be solved with any level of certitude, it wouldn't spread as far. My guess? They just want us to speculate on this but have purposefully not given enough information to solve it.

You sound like a bitter old man complaining about kids in the front yard. Bizzare obviously wanted to make something more interesting than 'announcing' a title by having fun on the website and generating some buzz, not an advertizing campaign. You act like Bizzare creations is trying to sell cocain to children. Just relax a little, have fun with life, enjoy the stupid acts of developers once in a while. :D

[Dark Jaguar]

I said I find it cute and that I'm not angry, but you seem to think you know my thoughts better than I do. So, now I'm annoyed.

[lazyfatbum]

Good.

*doesn't know what you're talking about, thinks you might be "Riding the Red Wave"*

[Great Rumbler]

It's mildly curious, but little more than that.

[lazyfatbum]

Apparently everyone is having their period here at Tendo City.

[Dark Jaguar]

Bah! Humbug!

[deanna]

if all you guys only knew...

[Dark Jaguar]

It's just lazy, he jokes like that all the time, though that admittedly isn't his best. Hard to stay "edgy" sometimes...

[deanna]

thank you dj

[lazyfatbum]

lmao 'edgy'?? I feel like a "rap artist", now i have to have to have a press release stating that i'm 'dehydrated' and 'will not disappoint fans in the future'.

deanna/ is it like someone popped open a mouse in your vagina and it drips out slowly over the course of a week?

[A Black Falcon]

It's just lazy, he jokes like that all the time, though that admittedly isn't his best. Hard to stay "edgy" sometimes...

Lazy just doesn't know the difference between "funny" and "cruel"...

[lazyfatbum]

Yes, the concept is completely beyond me. Most of the time I have no idea what i'm saying and take part in quasi-random thought patterns.