13th October 2005, 9:09 PM
Moving to Powaton i've goten my share of country living. So it got my thinking, what if Jeff Foxworthy were on the other side of the coin. So lets get the ball rolling tendonights with the top 100 reasons you might NOT be a redneck!
= Things I'm Guily Of.
Reason # 100: Your monthly IT bill is higher than your rent!
Reason # 99: You maintain tabs on big brother!
Reason # 98: Big brother is a server in your basement!
Reason # 97: You've crased the MSN home page on more then 7 occasions! (Only 3 Occasions But Close Enough)
Reason # 96: You own more than 1 domain name AND/OR more than 3 Domain Aliases.
Reason # 95: You host a D&D Site On your very own web server!
Reason # 94: You play D&D!
Reason # 93: You email address ends in your last name!
Reason # 94: You Own A VoIp Phone System!
Reason # 93: You had a nightmare about smiley emotocons on more than 1 occasion.
Reason # 92: You Have Clock Over Ip wall clocks synronising to time.microsoft.com! (John Tyler Comm College)
Reason # 91: The ending of Neo Genisis Evangilian changed your life!
Reason # 90: You know the distinct difference and uses of CAT 6 cable and fast CAT 5e
Reason # 89: You have more than one router in your house and or 1 of any type of high end cysco systems routher running $400 or higher. (2 low end routers and 1 default gateway)
Reason # 88: You have file and or print sharing services in your house.
Reason # 87: Reason #88 with wireless connectivity.
Reason # 86: You have on hold music on your phones that stream of your own VoIp Server. Playing a minium of 1 customized Greeting or Annoucement.
= Things I'm Guily Of.
Reason # 100: Your monthly IT bill is higher than your rent!
Reason # 99: You maintain tabs on big brother!
Reason # 98: Big brother is a server in your basement!
Reason # 97: You've crased the MSN home page on more then 7 occasions! (Only 3 Occasions But Close Enough)
Reason # 96: You own more than 1 domain name AND/OR more than 3 Domain Aliases.
Reason # 95: You host a D&D Site On your very own web server!
Reason # 94: You play D&D!
Reason # 93: You email address ends in your last name!
Reason # 94: You Own A VoIp Phone System!
Reason # 93: You had a nightmare about smiley emotocons on more than 1 occasion.
Reason # 92: You Have Clock Over Ip wall clocks synronising to time.microsoft.com! (John Tyler Comm College)
Reason # 91: The ending of Neo Genisis Evangilian changed your life!
Reason # 90: You know the distinct difference and uses of CAT 6 cable and fast CAT 5e
Reason # 89: You have more than one router in your house and or 1 of any type of high end cysco systems routher running $400 or higher. (2 low end routers and 1 default gateway)
Reason # 88: You have file and or print sharing services in your house.
Reason # 87: Reason #88 with wireless connectivity.
Reason # 86: You have on hold music on your phones that stream of your own VoIp Server. Playing a minium of 1 customized Greeting or Annoucement.