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    Captain_Rush
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    #1
    20th August 2005, 1:47 AM
    hi all i didnt know where to post this do i thought here was as good as any, i am new.
    *drum roll* i am Captain Rush, the randomness at work, and i hope to enjoy this place.
    "L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?” - Yagami Light
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    #2
    20th August 2005, 2:14 AM
    Eek :question: Super Link :troll: :starwars: :fairy: :mmx: Zero :mm: Samurai :robot: Carrot :luigiwin: :mariowin: :goron: Newbie :shiggy2: Glurge

    All because I couldn't find the lovely cow image...

    No matter...

    We have a cow, a lovely cow!

    Welcome!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #3
    20th August 2005, 2:22 AM
    Hello Captain Rush I smack you with penis what systems do you own I have the following:

    NES
    SNES
    N64
    Gameboy
    Gameboy Color
    GBA
    GBA SP
    DS
    Super Gameboy / Gameboy Player
    Virtual Boy
    Genny
    DC
    PS1
    PS2

    What is your favorite game what is your favorite genre how old are you do you smoke I am naked and sticking to my immitation leather chair which swivels and makes music more enjoyable favorite movie song color music do you have over 40 gigs of porn I do but then that's just how things work around here so welcome to the board someone show him the cow.
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    #4
    20th August 2005, 2:24 AM
    SOMEONE SHOW HIM THE COW GODAMMIT
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    Great Rumbler
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    #5
    20th August 2005, 6:13 AM
    Welcome, Captain_Rush! Please avoid the living room as lazy's science experiement appears to have run amock and caused something of mess there.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #6
    20th August 2005, 8:18 AM
    [Image: thebovine.jpg]

    WE HAVE A COW A LOVELY COW

    Welcome to our humble little home, Captain_Rush.
    YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
    WE STAND AT THE DOOR
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    #7
    20th August 2005, 6:50 PM
    Can I call you Cap'n?

    Doesn't matter. I'm going to anyway :D
    The Earthworker Race has ended.  Everybody wins.
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    #8
    20th August 2005, 7:03 PM
    Cap'n Crunch!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #9
    20th August 2005, 11:59 PM
    They're greeeat!

    Wait, that's Tony the Tiger.

    They'll tear up the roof of your mouth!

    That's better.
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    #10
    21st August 2005, 12:05 AM
    Cap'n: Dangit! Count Chocula has been spreading lies! My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    21st August 2005, 6:31 AM
    It totally does!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #12
    21st August 2005, 5:15 PM
    [COW]moo[/COW]
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    #13
    21st August 2005, 7:48 PM
    aye aye cap'n crunch!
    I fell into a burning ring of fire. Went down down down, and the flames went higher.
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    #14
    21st August 2005, 8:55 PM
    Captain! Somebody set up us the Canadian prog rock band!
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    #15
    22nd August 2005, 1:16 AM
    Release all Trix!

    Make your Corn Flakes!

    oh this is just retarded I quit. Make your corn flakes. Jesus.
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    #16
    22nd August 2005, 1:35 AM
    New!! Jesus flakes, you too can have a bowl of your savior! make your day a holy one!!!
    "L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?” - Yagami Light
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    #17
    22nd August 2005, 2:42 AM
    I piss in your Jesus Flakes!

    Jesus: *sitting at an office meeting looking at sales figures* I TOLD YOU it was going to be a BAD IDEA.
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    #18
    22nd August 2005, 7:35 PM
    Do you pour wine on Jesus Flakes?

    Jesus
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    #19
    22nd August 2005, 9:16 PM
    You know it! Basically Jesus flakes are those "cruton o' Christ" the Catholics hand out during communion.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #20
    23rd August 2005, 6:51 AM
    Hi. I hope that since you have "Air Pirate" as your title you are indeed a Skies of Arcadia fan. Cause that would be sweet.
    *still holding out hope against hope for a sequel*

    Or maybe you like Talespin...
    *dreamy flashback interlude thingy*

    -The Air Pirates are in a mini-sub trying to sneak into Cape Suzette-
    Dumptruck: "Why do you say 'dive dive' when you want to sink?"
    Maddog: "Because you don't say 'sink sink'!"
    Karnage: "Row! Row!"
    Dumptruck: "Aye aye, Captain Captain"
    Dumptruck (looking through periscope): "Ahhhh! Sink, Sink!"
    Maddog: "No, you mean 'Dive, Dive!'"
    Dumptruck: "No, I mean 'Sink, Sink!'"
    *Kitchen sink crashes through roof of submarine and lands on Dumptruck's head*
    Maddog: "Oh, you were right. That is a sink"
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    #21
    23rd August 2005, 9:16 AM
    Quote:*still holding out hope against hope for a sequel*

    It looks less and less likely all the time, but I'm certainly hoping...
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    #22
    23rd August 2005, 9:49 AM
    Sir, scanners report it is some sort of anarcat.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #23
    23rd August 2005, 10:32 PM
    yes i like skies of arcadia, and tail spin.
    "L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?” - Yagami Light
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    #24
    23rd August 2005, 10:40 PM
    So it would seem. Any chance on you getting the game though :D?
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #25
    24th August 2005, 1:52 AM
    lmao I love Tale Spin

    LL check your PMs
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    #26
    24th August 2005, 5:56 AM
    i dont know i may ask my friend if i can barrow it.
    "L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?” - Yagami Light
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    #27
    27th August 2005, 7:56 PM
    Welcome to the province of Tendo City, under Goron occupation. Do you have your passport? Yes---things seem to be in order here. Thank you, and enjoy your stay. You'll find the local culture is rich, from Shiggy-drawing contests, to despotic Goron rule, to terribly relevant Bacon or Shoes debates.
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    #28
    27th August 2005, 10:14 PM
    Actually, Darunia isn't the REAL Darunia. He's an inch high one ton goron with the same name.

    I believe he actually rules over the province of north shoebox.

    I see you are a ring wraith. As a servant of the dark lord, do you find choosing the right flouride toothpaste important?
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    #29
    28th August 2005, 3:41 AM
    yes, i find it very important.
    "L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?” - Yagami Light
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    #30
    28th August 2005, 6:41 AM
    Toothpaste.... comes from.... seaweed

    seaweed.... comes from.... the ocean

    the ocean.... comes from.... toothpaste

    FACT
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    #31
    28th August 2005, 9:44 AM
    Above post: Questionable
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #32
    28th August 2005, 10:25 AM
    Above post: Defenestration!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #33
    28th August 2005, 11:45 AM
    Following two posts: Irrellevant to the point of being a waste of digital memory
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    #34
    28th August 2005, 12:19 PM
    But, by taking an entire post to say only that wouldn't you also be wasting digital memory?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #35
    29th August 2005, 1:32 AM
    Gzzzorp!!
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    #36
    29th August 2005, 1:37 AM
    Quote: <TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR title="Post 90359" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>Great Rumbler</TD><TD class=alt2>But, by taking an entire post to say only that wouldn't you also be wasting digital memory?</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    It is not a waste if it serves as a warning. And judging by the two posts that did follow, I'd say that warning was fairly accurate.
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    #37
    29th August 2005, 9:56 AM
    But one of those two posts was yours...
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    #38
    29th August 2005, 11:06 AM
    I am not immune to being irrelevant.
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