What did you dream about last night?

[Paco]

I think I was one of the contestants on American Idol, and that's strange because I can't sing. Anyway, I was filling out a questionaire and all of a sudden Simon Cowell(sp?), the judge from American Idol, came over and we got into a big argument over my spelling and grammar. Then if that wasn't enough one of the other contestants snuck up on me and started tickling my balls.

[OB1]

[Great Rumbler]

I didn't have a dream last night. I attribute that to only getting about 3 hours of sleep.

[Geno]

They say you dream everytime you go to sleep. You don't always remember it though.

I don't know what I dreamt last night. I rarely know. However, I don't remember having to change my underwear in the middle of the night, so I think it's safe to assume the dream didn't involve water.

[lazyfatbum]

I dreamed the world was cracked in half and all the governments of the world helped create thousands of giant steel rods the size of sky scrapers to keep the earth held together. But it didn't work and everyone died but me, so I pulled the earth together and expected to hear a huge 'Thunk!" when it came back together, but instead I heard a clicking sound and a voice of a small child saying "Human Planet allignment successful". Then I got freaked out because she said "Human Planet" and I started waiting for aliens to show up, but they never did. When I woke up, my arms still hurt from pulling the earth together.

Effing weird.

Oh and I had huge morning wood that made it hard to pee. But I managed.

[Dark Jaguar]

Weird indeed! That defies logic!

lazy: It's a drea-

DJ: You see, even if it cracked in half, it would still be stuck together thanks to lovely gravity and-

lazy: I know you anal melanoma! It was a frickin' dream!

DJ: So as you can see, that doesn't make sense

Everyone: WE KNOW!

[Geno]

:D

[Dark Jaguar]

...Really though I go years without actually remembering any dreams I may have. I can say I never have any nightmares, at least the sort that send some people screaming in the middle of the night and waking up in a sweat. I'm not exactly the nightmare sort. I've only had a few dreams I remember, and in one, like, I learned how to fly and opened a school to teach others how. I don't think pixie dust was involved...

[Geno]

I had a dream that I fell off a cliff. Before landing, I woke up.

The most recent dream I remember was sort of a crossover between Futurama and Grand Theft Auto. I can't remember what it was about, but the player controlled Fry and he was under arrest for whatever reason. He stole something, I think, I forgot what. Anyway, I seem to remember Leela sending the cops after him. It was sort of a GTA game set in the future. Yeah. That'd actually be a cool game idea. It'd go nicely with my 1800's GTA idea, where you hijack horses and the sheriff chases you if you have a wanted level, and my Super Wal-Mart GTA idea, where you hijack buggies and wreck the aisles, plus you can find hardware to use as weapons and such.

[Weltall]

When I dream, it's usually some really wierd, freaking metaphyical shit. Like, I'm a flower, and I'm raping Saddam Hussein, and if I read Freud, I'd find that it is my subconscious wondering why I don't get more pussy.

[Dark Jaguar]

I used to have strange falling dreams. I'd usually actually HIT the ground. In fact, I'd usually start like way above the city and fall into my own body sleeping in my bed. I have no idea why my house didn't have a roof... That was a LONG time ago though...

[Geno]

When I dream, it's usually some really wierd, freaking metaphyical shit. Like, I'm a flower, and I'm raping Saddam Hussein, and if I read Freud, I'd find that it is my subconscious wondering why I don't get more pussy.

Hmm... I wonder what Freud would think of my dream about Fry and Leela in the GTA world. I don't see how that could be anything sexual. Of course, if I dreamt about riding in a train travelling along the mountains through dark tunnels, he could relate that to sex.

Mountains = boobs (or testicles)
Train = penis
Dark tunnel = vagina

[Geno]

I just remembered the dream I had last night. I dreamt I received a huge wad of cash. I hate dreams like that because you wake up and you're like, "Aww, awwwwwwwwww!"

[Great Rumbler]

I've noticed that around 2/5-3/4 of my dreams that I can remember consist of my seeing some great deals on a bunch of cool videogames and DVDs and then I try to buy as much stuff as I can. Then I wake up and realize it was only a dream. :(

[A Black Falcon]

:(

[Great Rumbler]

One time I dreamed that I was walking in the middle of the forest and I stumble upon 5 or 6 giant bins full of videogames. That was kind of weird.

[Weltall]

I dreamt once that I had sex with myself. Scotch and cookies don't mix well before bedtime.

[Dark Jaguar]

I remember eating a giant bowl of marshmellows and washing it down with a glass of melonade. That night I dreamt of the United States, in tight white underpants... I really don't want to think about what that means...

[Geno]

The United States in underdrawers, eh?

How's it goin', Texas?

[etoven]

I deamed about the end of the world and a demon sandwhich!

Really! Not Joking!

[Great Rumbler]

a demon sandwhich!

The Broodwich?

[etoven]

The Broodwich?

????? Broodwich?

[etoven]

I used to have strange falling dreams. I'd usually actually HIT the ground. In fact, I'd usually start like way above the city and fall into my own body sleeping in my bed. I have no idea why my house didn't have a roof... That was a LONG time ago though...

Your expierencing what's known as the whush sensensation. (The reentering of the body after deep metation or sleep producing an out of body experience.)

Happons to me to.

[Sacred Jellybean]

I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend and I were back together. We were walking along a sidewalk near dusk I believe... and I looked at her, confused. I didn't understand why or how we reunited, but I just adopted the mindset (in that odd way I always seem to do in dreams) that we were now back together and it was strange. I even said to her, "You know, I'm really surprised you want to go back out with me...", but I don't think she replied. I wasn't sure how I felt about the rekindling. I figured that our first time through went well enough, and hell, I'd give it another shot. I made the decision also due to the fact that it was the path of least resistance. I shrugged, though, and draped my arm around her waist to pull her close and feel her warmth again. Her hip was soft to touch over her shirt, just as I remember it. Then, I woke up and felt extremely nostalgic about the whole relationship.

*shrugs* C'est la vie.

[lazyfatbum]

omfg Warlock's french

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW THESE THINGS

[Great Rumbler]

I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed that it was Christmas and I saw a bunch of UFO's fly over the house, but it turned out that it was really just light reflecting off a solar farm and then my brother and I had to take the One Ring to Mordor, but before that I had to pack up all my presents.

[Sacred Jellybean]

omfg Warlock's french

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW THESE THINGS

...the smell never tipped you off? :crap:

[OB1]

I dreamt once that I had sex with myself. Scotch and cookies don't mix well before bedtime.

You mean with a clone of yourself or something? Or did your thing somehow reach your butt?


....



:crap:

[Great Rumbler]

[Dark Jaguar]

Not really etoven, it was just a dream. It wasn't a "waking dream" at all, just a normal one where I fell into my own body, I didn't even feel like I was outside it until I eventually saw it at the last second (like a function of my memory in generating the scene called up the fact that my bed, last I remembered, had me in it, so it added that detail in). But hey, could have been weirder. I could have like, seen my friend reaching for me but the waves pushed me back to another friend, and that one looks into the sky and when I look up I see myself falling like a star and then that me's eyes open and I am that one and then the beach turns into sky and I fall straight down onto a giant stained glass window with Snow White and the 7 Dwarves on it. Now THAT would be messed up... But yeah, I have yet to have any waking dreams in my life. I hear those can be scary, and um, also seems to be the most likely explanation for UFO abductions.

[Paco]

I had a dream last night that I was having a conversation with Donald and Goofy about how Mickey constantly steals the spotlight. They remained pretty cool through the whole thing, though Donald's temper did flare for a little bit.

[Paco]

Had a bunch of different ones last night, but I can only remember two.

The first was me driving to what I think was my house, and it was located right by a prison complex. My drive way went right through the middle of the prison yard then onto my house. When I arrived home I found someone throwing darts on the walkway then I saw what looked like decaying African tribesmen on my porch. It was really gross cleaning them up because they kept falling apart.

The other one I remember was a giant peguin walking down a street in the city. I think it's name was Leah, and it was wearing a red and yellow striped scarf, and fuzzy ear muffs.

[Weltall]

I dreamt about a parking lot. I can't remember what happened in the rest.

[Dark Jaguar]

Pfft, well Donald and Goofy can just say sorry next time the Heartless are swarming around them and Mickey's their only hope.

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[Paco]

I know! I immediately thought of Kingdom Hearts 2 when I woke up, it can't come soon enough.

[Dark Jaguar]

As much as I enjoyed the first one, it has a MAJOR let down in the department of being able to do more than fight, like, adventurnating... Chain of Memories was about the same. There were exceptions yes, namely the grand Woods of the 100 Acres (with not a single horrifying heartless in sight, not even the dreaded jagular, also where's Christopher Robin? did I like... replace him?), but not enough. The creators did say they plan on making up for that by adding FAR more mini-games and non-combat related stuff for players to do. I hope that involves puzzle solving. I do so enjoy that :D.

[Paco]

How about getting rid of the Gummi Ship, that was such a waste of time.

[Great Rumbler]

I had a dream that I was in school and the principal accused me of saying something bad about one of the teachers, I told him that I didn't say anything like that, and then I got hooked up to this weird machine that showed me a bunch of random images and whichever one my mind selected would somehow tell them whether I was lying or not. Finally, I got mad and tore the machine up.

[Geno]

I once dreamt that the world was going to end at 3:01 PM tomorrow. Why 3:01? I don't know.

[Great Rumbler]

It should have been midnight.

[EdenMaster]

I rarely remember even fragments of my dreams, let alone vivid memories like you guys seem, to have. Probably because I rarely get enough sleep to produce a dream :D.

I do, though, recall having really good dreams, then waking up and realizing what had happened wasn't real, and being really bummed :crap:

[Great Rumbler]

I can remember most of my dreams if I think about them long enough. Sometimes though all I can come up with are some vague emotions.

[Geno]

I remember my dream from last night. It was late at night and I was in the parking lot of the grocery store where I work. I was headed to my car when some lady tried to grab my keys out of my hand, why I already had them out of my pocket I don't know. So I took a step backward away from her and held up my hand in protest, as if to say, "Stop!" I wanted to make some sort of smartass comment, but for some reason I couldn't speak. I was also losing my physical strength and my arm just kinda started hanging in the air. It was weird... but the dream ended before anything else happened.

Yeah, weird dream. I guess a psychiatrist or somebody would say that I have some deep inner fear of being mugged and that I would tense up and be unable to move if that were to happen.

[Great Rumbler]

A lot of my dreams combine fantasy/sci-fi with my real life.

Like last night I dreamt that, for some reason, the king [yeah, the king] thought that someone did something [I can't remember what], but really it was his top advisor that did it [obviously] and me and some other people tried to show the king that it was really his advisor that had done this thing but the king got mad at us and we had to escape from his castle, which mysteriously resemble a gymnasium in one part. Then we went to Wal-Mart to buy some stuff, but secret agents tried to arrest us so we ran out of the store with a cart full of stuff and then we got in a car and had to hurry and get back to castle before something happened. We almost got there, but I woke up.

[Dark Jaguar]

Or... completely cool the gummi ship. Like, I want to be able to EAT the gummi blocks I find. Also, make the gummi ship shootin' levels actually FUN, like, Star Foxish. As it stands, it's about as fun as those 2D shooter levels in Jade Empire.

[Great Rumbler]

[Geno]

I was relieved when I finally got the warp thingy in Kingdom Hearts because the Gummi Ship things weren't fun. They had the potential to be, but they weren't.

[EdenMaster]

Didja ever find all 99 dalmations? If you do, Pongo and Perdita give you a full set of all the gummiblocks you need to build anything. I built the biggest, most destructive ultimate warship of (Gummi) destruction with all that :D. I was forgoing the warp capability through some flights just because I was having too much fun wasting everything that came into view :)

[lazyfatbum]

Okay. I had a dream (after heavy drinking) that I was communicating to omnipotent beings through sounds and visuals. It would be like a picture of a rocking chair moving really fast with the sound of rushing water, so i would create an image of an old man sitting down with the sound of a heart beat. In the other image, the sound of the rushing water became static and the chair froze. I knew this meant "Why?" so I created a picture of the same old man eating dinner with the sound of rushing water. The omnipotent being then clapped like an applause and patted me on the head (he was really cold). I knew this was a male of some kind or atleast an alpha of sorts because he kept sending an image of war taking place in his hand with the sound of his breathing. Then something amazing happened:

I recieved a picture of children and the sound of a man and woman arguing.

I sent a picture of two people in love and the sound of an infant crying.

He sent back the sound of an infant crying, so I knew he was asking me why i chose that. So I replied with the sound of an infant crying and the following images:

A man taught to be assertive

A woman taught to be vendective

A picture of them embracing

The sound of rain and the picture of the vendective woman, becoming translucent

The man, still with the sound of rain, undresses and stares in to a mirror

The mirror becomes the woman

The man and woman walk away from eachother

The sound of an infant crying with the picture of a young girl playing with a doll

Baby crying again, picture of a young boy falling down and getting his knees scraped up

The omnipotent being shook me violently and sent everything back to me. And I said (vocally) "I dont know why either." And the omnipotent being walked away.

All I drank was rum and coke, I dunno what the hell happened.

[EdenMaster]