Meet Bob. Bob has rediscovered his inner devil! Bob once again screws random women with great frequency and even greater impugnity! Just like when he was in the choir!
Oh look! I found a [slightly] newer picture of myself! As you can plainly tell from the photo I am obviously very much a babe magnet. The pouty come-hither lips; the strong, masculine chin; the hip, $10 Wal-Mart watch; and the green I-Am-So-Much-Cooler-Than-You tshirt. Oh yeah, I pratically have to fight the girls off...*
A picture of me and my ex-girlfriend. Her head was just too flat for me. (Her head was mainly flat because of my lazy Photoshop skills.)
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There's a certain someone by the name of Sarah who I might one day like to be my better half.
Then we'll be crankin' out the kids. Kids who will one day post here. The eldest will take the mantle when it is my time to step down. The eldest will likely be female.
I had a strange dream that I adopted little girl and was a single father, I cant explain it but it made me feel fuzzy inside.I was inside a pyramid which was even odder.
Well if we can turn TC into a productive multi million dollar enterprise we could get you and all your children into college.
Fittisize Wrote:Are you sure you didn't dump your girlfriend because she had three arms, DMiller? Two in front of her, one around your waste...weird.
And what city was that pic taken in? It looks huuuuuuuge.
That would be Chicago. If anyone ever goes to Chicago go on the Architecture Boat Tour. Chicago has some really impressive buildings besides the well-known ones like the Sears Tower and the John Hancock.
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Great Rumbler Wrote:Oh look! I found a [slightly] newer picture of myself! As you can plainly tell from the photo I am obviously very much a babe magnet. The pouty come-hither lips; the strong, masculine chin; the hip, $10 Wal-Mart watch; and the green I-Am-So-Much-Cooler-Than-You tshirt. Oh yeah, I pratically have to fight the girls off...*
*...in my mind. :(
In your mind do you also have a rocket pack? Because I have one in my mind.
One of? We're the forum that rolled out the now world-famous Semnat! We launched Bo Jackson to an even higher point of stardom that he was at before! We invented the Shiggy craze that swept the globe! One of the stupidest??? I think we're THE stupidest!!!
Quote:And since my hair is my greatest feature (or so they say),
Well, yeah... your greatest feature sure isn't your personality! :D
Quote:Holy shit, are your eyes ever glazed over SJ. Is that your sixth day in a row partying??
Hahaha, nope. :D My eyes naturally have dark circles under them from sleep deprivation. When pot and alcohol are added to the equation, though, they become EXTREMELY pronounced.