If you could have any superpower...

[UltraMarioMan]

...how many pigs could you fit in a phonebooth on a tuesday in your underwear?

[Dark Jaguar]

Same as any other day. Are these shape shifting pigs by any chance? Because that can make a difference.

[OB1]

I wish I had the superpower that would enable me to make ABF and DJ admit when they're wrong. Which is like, always.

[Darunia]

My superpower would be the power to have more powers, which would be:

1.) omniscience.
2.) power to fly (no, not on an airplane dumbass)
3.) immortality.

[Great Rumbler]

...how many pigs could you fit in a phonebooth on a tuesday in your underwear?

55

[UltraMarioMan]

GR wins here is your prize. *Gives GR a box of martian dirt*

[Great Rumbler]

Whee!! *eats Martian dirt* It tastes like rainbows!

[Dark Jaguar]

....Wait was that from something?

I want one super power, only the one... Infinite overwhelming golden power.

[Geno]

I want the power to make time go by faster. That way, work won't seem so bad. But then I want time to go back to its normal pace when I'm off. Then, in the moments before work, I can slow time down.

Oh, and the power to control the weather would be nice.

[lazyfatbum]

A superpower...

I saw a skinemax tits and ass movie once where a guy was probed by aliens and recieved the power to make women have orgasms by looking at them.

That would kick ass.

[UltraMarioMan]

Whee!! *eats Martian dirt* It tastes like rainbows!

Its the LSD!

[Great Rumbler]

Its the LSD!

Woo! *begins talking to giant bugs and typewriters*

[Sacred Jellybean]

....Wait was that from something?

Sounds like an Aqua Teen-ism to me, but I'm not sure. I don't watch the show very often.

[EdenMaster]

Why have superpowers when it's so easy to just put your brain in a robot body! If you're okay with the height limit, it's a pretty sweet deal.

[Great Rumbler]

Sounds like an Aqua Teen-ism to me, but I'm not sure. I don't watch the show very often.

Actually, in its current form it isn't from anything. But there was an episode of Family Guy where they had a doll, Baby Smokes-Alot, that smoked and said "Tastes like happy", or something similar. Just so you know.

[nickdaddyg]

A superpower...

I saw a skinemax tits and ass movie once where a guy was probed by aliens and recieved the power to make women have orgasms by looking at them.

That would kick ass.

Hmm I like Darunia's idea best; the power to have powers. But mine would be to fly, to know everything, grow money on my tree, hmmm, and omniscience and immortality would be cool too.