Well, they wouldn't be our masters, so much as the things that will eat us and then we die.
Question, are these brain eating zombies, or are they the less picky flesh eating zombies that'll pretty much just eat whatever?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
What? We idiot humans buy bottled WATER so why wouldn't zombies buy bottled BRAINS?
Besides, with my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, I'd remove the threat to the rest of the earths population, because no zombie would want to go back to plain!
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Anybody want to donate some brains to my cause? You'd be helping save the world!
Wow... good question. Luckily, my father is a Republican, and being such he has a cabinet full of rifles, pistols and shotguns in the basement. Man, that'd be awesome... I could just go around town, shooting people! Dude, I WISH that zombies attacked tomorrow!
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